Freshy Kanal, Peachumari, J Morris the Review Guy - Naruto vs. Hercules lyrics
Freshy Kanal
[Freshy Kanal, Peachumari, J Morris the Review Guy - Naruto vs. Hercules lyrics]
Rap Battle hercules
Vs naruto Uzumaki
Begin!
I follow every path that my soul leads
But I've never heard a
Myth containing pineapples with nosebleeds
Oh please, the stars are
Looking quite concerning
I learned about the zodiac and
You seem like a virgin
A vermin with perversion that I'm supposed
To slay down
I'm taking more swings than your
Ass on the playground
I'll play it like Pain's bout
I've got superior physique
You're looking like a ramen noodle but
You're sucking up to me?
You're known for teaching kids
The most aerodynamic run
For when they're trying to infiltrate Area 51
This boy's acting like a
Knucklehead fraud whose
Got the people raging at his tales like
The weeb version of Fox News
Your story is odd, I've heard it a lot
And I believe in unusual fights
But this fraternity jock
Turned Ancient Greece
Into Grease the fucking musical yikes!
They don't want you on Olympus
I've heard a lot from Hermes
Slapped on the face of Earth
They almost called you herpes
You say my destiny is written in astrology
But never saw yourself owned by
The Death Star company you're half a god
The truth is the other half's a nuisance
The only time when you resemble Zeus
Is when the booze hit's
'Cause you're ruthless and you
Threw the parentship, can't carry it
Only know how to break shit
That explains four marriages
I got issues with my family?
Think before you flow
You spent more time sonning me
Than you did with Boruto
My son fights on his own
But what about your ladies?
You couldn't kill your guilt for
A pile of crying babies!
Talk about fathers
I bet yours can relate too
He figured he'd rather die than live
A second to raise you
Go run up trees all you want
With your practice in chakra
But with that little wood you got you
Can't reach the tree of Sakura
Your whole life you've been a nerdy loser
It's your fate my legacy inspired decades
You can't get a single date
You'd only offend the deaf your floppy
Sign language can't harm me
Look at your right hand
It's you and what arm-y?
You underestimate a jutsu with
Your street fights
'Cause on your inside you're
A pussy no-mean lion
I summon toads that spit more
Flames than you ever did
Because you only dish fire when your kids
Are at the end of it!
You'll pay for your habit's
For all the pain and panic
You left the stadium frantic and
Tried to claim it's romantic
You brought the fear in your era
And now I'm cleaning your terror
No matter how much you wanna' impress
You're a zero to Hera
From bravery to slavery- you pay
To be a scandal stop hook-and-piling humans
You should do it on your sandals
You chained every man and still
Consider yourself a mighty god?
With all the slaves you own you
Turned Olympus to a Nike shop
Who won? Who's next?
You decide the next rap battle is on the way
Vs naruto Uzumaki
Begin!
I follow every path that my soul leads
But I've never heard a
Myth containing pineapples with nosebleeds
Oh please, the stars are
Looking quite concerning
I learned about the zodiac and
You seem like a virgin
A vermin with perversion that I'm supposed
To slay down
I'm taking more swings than your
Ass on the playground
I'll play it like Pain's bout
I've got superior physique
You're looking like a ramen noodle but
You're sucking up to me?
You're known for teaching kids
The most aerodynamic run
For when they're trying to infiltrate Area 51
This boy's acting like a
Knucklehead fraud whose
Got the people raging at his tales like
The weeb version of Fox News
Your story is odd, I've heard it a lot
And I believe in unusual fights
But this fraternity jock
Turned Ancient Greece
Into Grease the fucking musical yikes!
They don't want you on Olympus
I've heard a lot from Hermes
Slapped on the face of Earth
They almost called you herpes
You say my destiny is written in astrology
But never saw yourself owned by
The Death Star company you're half a god
The truth is the other half's a nuisance
The only time when you resemble Zeus
Is when the booze hit's
'Cause you're ruthless and you
Threw the parentship, can't carry it
Only know how to break shit
That explains four marriages
I got issues with my family?
Think before you flow
You spent more time sonning me
Than you did with Boruto
My son fights on his own
But what about your ladies?
You couldn't kill your guilt for
A pile of crying babies!
Talk about fathers
I bet yours can relate too
He figured he'd rather die than live
A second to raise you
Go run up trees all you want
With your practice in chakra
But with that little wood you got you
Can't reach the tree of Sakura
Your whole life you've been a nerdy loser
It's your fate my legacy inspired decades
You can't get a single date
You'd only offend the deaf your floppy
Sign language can't harm me
Look at your right hand
It's you and what arm-y?
You underestimate a jutsu with
Your street fights
'Cause on your inside you're
A pussy no-mean lion
I summon toads that spit more
Flames than you ever did
Because you only dish fire when your kids
Are at the end of it!
You'll pay for your habit's
For all the pain and panic
You left the stadium frantic and
Tried to claim it's romantic
You brought the fear in your era
And now I'm cleaning your terror
No matter how much you wanna' impress
You're a zero to Hera
From bravery to slavery- you pay
To be a scandal stop hook-and-piling humans
You should do it on your sandals
You chained every man and still
Consider yourself a mighty god?
With all the slaves you own you
Turned Olympus to a Nike shop
Who won? Who's next?
You decide the next rap battle is on the way