Freshy Kanal, JesseBoxVO, Peachumari - Natsuki vs. Raven lyrics

Why did Monika invite a goth
To our club meeting?
I heard from the Justice League
That you were just leaving
How can you be so dense? I got a gut feeling
You should probably start with the
Room if you love reading i like manga
But your comics are a garbled mess
Both you and your plot need
To stop playing hard-to-get
Don't put on airs
You're not great just 'cause
You're half a goat with your crappy show
We've seen how badly doing that can go
In every episode
You leave the hearts of people toyed with
That's why it took you 30 years
To get a Beast Boyfriend
You're locking up your dumb ass so
You don't start a bloodbath
Instead of floating
Maybe you should touch grass
I shouldn't really assume that you
Would be leaving your room
Honestly, even Amy wouldn't like
This creepy recluse
We know that, eagles can fly off like
Your horrified mom and
Raven can try, but um, her social life's gone

When you write on a page
It's like buying your game
'Cause you guys are just wasting your paper
Such a kid
Can't decide if you want me to fight you
Or need me to sign you a waiver
You couldn't stay alive inside a
Dream 'bout my dark days
Want a slice of my life?
You'd get eaten like parfait
You want your guy to keep his view on you?
That's pretty cute of you
'Til you hear one critique and then your
Eyes pop out like Looney Tunes
This tedious pleb with a need for attention's
Receiving a lesson in foul curses
I'm an empath
And I sense that you just feed off affection
No wonder you're malnourished
Talking goats? Keep fainting
Guess your heart isn't too strong
No protein
But let me drop some bars you can chew on
This pro Teen Titan's got
The dam breaking loose
While your own team tightens 'round
Your man like a noose
Why did I say "Okie dokie"
To this battle with you?
I might be your neck
The way I snap in the booth
Here's a riddle for you:
Why is a Raven like a writing desk?
'Cause everything that presses
Me gets folded, and you might be next

Listen, cupcake
I don't mean to sugarcoat this
You fail as a demon, and as a human
You still seem to be ghosted
It's sad your power's
Reading people's emotions
And still don't see they're only nice
So that you keep from EXPLODING! Rachel Roth
She's dazed and lost inside
Her vacant thoughts and every birthday
She crumbles until the cake is gone
We'd all be safer off
If this freaky little B-I T-C-H was offed!
(Naaagh) i don't need to see your future
Based on what I've seen before
I'd talk shit to your mama's face
But I would need a Ouija board
Your day-to day's so tragic
I wish some of it was make-believe
I'm not your loved one's feelings
So don't fucking play with me!

As a kid on Azarath
I stood up to daddy's wrath
Mapped a path through tragedy
Got sharper than a battleaxe
I protect the planet that you
Turned into a habitat
For trauma dumping onto any
Bachelor that happens past
That's why I can't relax
So forgive me if I'm not too thrilled
To battle rap your kindergarten grammar ass
You want a book? I'll pass your
Sentence like I'm Judge Judy
At least I don't lose my
Head when I become moody
Bitch, you ain't that bara barrer
You ain't Bufftsuki
You couldn't spit unless you emptied
Out your guts puking
It's not the romance you've been begging for
And I won't talk in metaphors
I only need two eyes to see
Your boy was getting bored
Since you write poems
Let the Raven tell you where
Your love was headed for
Your relationship was just a game to him
Nevermore