Freshy Kanal, LightAmazingFilms, J Morris the Review Guy - Pennywise vs. Freddy Krueger lyrics
Freshy Kanal
[Freshy Kanal, LightAmazingFilms, J Morris the Review Guy - Pennywise vs. Freddy Krueger lyrics]
Rap Battle pennywise
Vs freddy Krueger
Begin!
Laying you down to sleep for two
Decades of your own hell
It looks like Wise is lacking luck
Let's throw a Penny in the well!
It's prime time for a rap battle, bitch
Dip you into shame down to the bottom
Of your silk suit
Yeah, sticks and stones can break my bones
But words? We both know they kill you
So drop this beat on your breath
When I beat you to death
The makeup on your head will
Match up with your bed
'Cause my dreams are a threat
While the screams that you
Get make this spider
A joke- it's a meme on the web
You ain't hot shit like Curry
Now you're a Swedish all you-can-eat
Dish bon appetite bitch!
You'll end up like your first monstrosity
Now the fucker's chairbound can't stand
Up like your comedy
And here comes freddy's new nightmare
Biggest fear from Bill to Bevvy
Your only scare is the bill for new bedsheets
Stuck in the '80s reboot fucked up
You're officially the leader of
The Boomer's club!
I'll just wait for this fetus to get injured
They should replace you with the
Baby from Freddy Got Fingered!
But the nightmares won't be coming
Back soon you're out
Of your airtime- do you want a balloon?
You kept up in ruining children
'til Jason mutilated your character
Now the question is: who would win here?
The Alien? Or the Sexual Predator?
Swiss-cheese-lookin' motherfucker walking on
My streets i've always been the king of
Derry you're the Dairy Queen!
'Cause I never was a killer
To hop on your boat, dude
So you better get high- I
Make standards float too!
You're dated, so listen up
You aged and you couldn't stop
Your face replicates your plot: a
Game of connect-the dots
Your rating is severed
Flopped they made like your head and dropped
The same as popcorn I brought
You raised, blew up, and p-p-popped!
One, two, Freddy's coming for you
Three, four, better-
My count rounds out to
A thousand you're grouchy
Left people howling more about
Your idiot townies
You're not even allowed the best
Clown flick in the
Same fucking year your lousy
Sequel came out in!
You're scared of Maturin' and
So your MO's eternal
You'd shit your sewers when you see
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Bitch!
Taking a nap and I got your soul on a hook
You're helping me slaughter people by
Making them read your book!
So it looks a little stormy
For your sewer orgy
You didn't reign before me I'm the GOAT
You're horny!
I'll stick to spreadin' teens over bedsheets
While you're left melting into a puddle
How's that for a wet dream?
You're more of a downfall than Maine
Storms to my main form
You're last one turned out like I
Ate your writers in a brainstorm
Go sleeping on these flows
I'll have Freddy's battle weapons
Shredded to Eddie's
Medicine so he dreams of gazebos!
Tongue-twist a butt-kiss like your
Final girl did it's a multiplayer game when
You're in my world, bitch!
I'd say go cry to your
Daddy 'fore you eternally rest
But your mailbox couldn't carry
The paternity tests!
Who won? Who's next?
You decide the next rap battle is on the way
Fear
Vs freddy Krueger
Begin!
Laying you down to sleep for two
Decades of your own hell
It looks like Wise is lacking luck
Let's throw a Penny in the well!
It's prime time for a rap battle, bitch
Dip you into shame down to the bottom
Of your silk suit
Yeah, sticks and stones can break my bones
But words? We both know they kill you
So drop this beat on your breath
When I beat you to death
The makeup on your head will
Match up with your bed
'Cause my dreams are a threat
While the screams that you
Get make this spider
A joke- it's a meme on the web
You ain't hot shit like Curry
Now you're a Swedish all you-can-eat
Dish bon appetite bitch!
You'll end up like your first monstrosity
Now the fucker's chairbound can't stand
Up like your comedy
And here comes freddy's new nightmare
Biggest fear from Bill to Bevvy
Your only scare is the bill for new bedsheets
Stuck in the '80s reboot fucked up
You're officially the leader of
The Boomer's club!
I'll just wait for this fetus to get injured
They should replace you with the
Baby from Freddy Got Fingered!
But the nightmares won't be coming
Back soon you're out
Of your airtime- do you want a balloon?
You kept up in ruining children
'til Jason mutilated your character
Now the question is: who would win here?
The Alien? Or the Sexual Predator?
Swiss-cheese-lookin' motherfucker walking on
My streets i've always been the king of
Derry you're the Dairy Queen!
'Cause I never was a killer
To hop on your boat, dude
So you better get high- I
Make standards float too!
You're dated, so listen up
You aged and you couldn't stop
Your face replicates your plot: a
Game of connect-the dots
Your rating is severed
Flopped they made like your head and dropped
The same as popcorn I brought
You raised, blew up, and p-p-popped!
One, two, Freddy's coming for you
Three, four, better-
My count rounds out to
A thousand you're grouchy
Left people howling more about
Your idiot townies
You're not even allowed the best
Clown flick in the
Same fucking year your lousy
Sequel came out in!
You're scared of Maturin' and
So your MO's eternal
You'd shit your sewers when you see
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Bitch!
Taking a nap and I got your soul on a hook
You're helping me slaughter people by
Making them read your book!
So it looks a little stormy
For your sewer orgy
You didn't reign before me I'm the GOAT
You're horny!
I'll stick to spreadin' teens over bedsheets
While you're left melting into a puddle
How's that for a wet dream?
You're more of a downfall than Maine
Storms to my main form
You're last one turned out like I
Ate your writers in a brainstorm
Go sleeping on these flows
I'll have Freddy's battle weapons
Shredded to Eddie's
Medicine so he dreams of gazebos!
Tongue-twist a butt-kiss like your
Final girl did it's a multiplayer game when
You're in my world, bitch!
I'd say go cry to your
Daddy 'fore you eternally rest
But your mailbox couldn't carry
The paternity tests!
Who won? Who's next?
You decide the next rap battle is on the way
Fear