Freshy Kanal, Littlesecks, GarbageGothic - Peter Griffin vs. Homer Simpson lyrics

Rap Battle! Peter Griffin!
Versus! Homer Simpson!
Begin!

So this yellow fella's meddling
With Peter Griffin?
This fight reminds me of those times
When I beat a chicken
You're a bigger neanderthal than the
Caveman you nabbed from
Matt left for Futurama cuz
You're in the past, dawg

Whoever you're talking to he's in trouble
(Ah) no more beer I'm seeing double
And sure I'm plain cuz I've
Been 'round the globe
While you'll remain the Milhouse of shows

Yeah, you're big, tubby, but if I were you
I wouldn't go around bragging about being
The posterboy for child abuse
We're tired of you
Is there nothing you won't put your hands on?
Here's Joe's wheelchair you've got no
Legs to stand on!
Thirty years? Christ! You've
Aged like Madonna
Such a zombie no wonder you
Crap out Treehouse of Horrors
It's been long since your better days
But I'll give you fair praise
You make steps then fell
Down the fucking staircase
Let's talk about your family
My god they're schmucks
When pit against Stewie your toddler sucks
And your boy there makes my Chris
Look like he's almost average
And Lisa and Meg are you know
What- let's just skip that one
Here's a prediction I'll kick you
Back to T Ullman
Then I'll home-in on that chick with
The wig in your kitchen
She'll giggity my donuts
Now excuse me, I got a haircut at ten
Ya got served tho thank you, come again!

You're not Apu but you've sure got problems
Can't expect less from a series that Fox runs
Pretty frickin' sweet? That's my flow!
Since the 90's I've been rolling in-
Errrrr what's the word dOH!
I thought you specialized
In celebrity roasts? (Huh?)
The only cutaway you need is to a better show
Lisa, what's the definition of griffin?
A creature stitched from different parts
Hmm, that's pretty fitting
Now go prepare our lunch we
Have famous guests over tell me
Where's the microwave? I gotta
Nuke these leftovers
You can't talk about ideas running out
"Replace the hound! Ok
Now bring back the hound!"
Need a show canned? Luckily
There's a Family Guy
Even from Space, I had more air time (Woohoo)
And fart jokes won't cloud my legacy
I couldn't even call you Flanders cuz
You'll never be next to me

Take that crayon out your brain and actually
Try to write a good verse
Cuz chronologically is the only
Time you've come first
You got a nuclear family so how'd ya tan?
Was the jaundice corn-dick born
In the power plant?!

And why don't you take that
Time machine from your son
You could travel back to when
Your show was actually fun
It's shocking that FG came back from the dead
Just to be killed by Homer Simpson again

Who won? Who's next?
You decide!
The next rap battle is on the way!