Freeced, Freshy Kanal - Saint Patrick vs. The Pied Piper lyrics
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[Freeced, Freshy Kanal - Saint Patrick vs. The Pied Piper lyrics]
Broke out the chains
Now I'm holier than Rome is
You send those weans home
Before I phone me homie Moses
Promised them a Candyland
But had them working back in Berlin
Said your purpose was to purge the rats
But who's the real vermin?
The town heard the piper and demanded he stop
They banned music cause you only
Play the shammiest rock
And now there ain't no drumming
So they don't get reminded
But you'll face repercussions when you
Feck with the Irish
Chastity's the only vow that you respect
Buddy there's no four leafed clovers that
Could help you get lucky
I'll treat this like chess
You're the crappiest piece
Cuz when I cross a Bishop
Then he will die agonally skip the sermon
Between the pack of rats
I travel with and sickly verses
I'm wreaking havoc on your town
They'll gather sticks for purging
Play magic bound to snatch up
Every kid who heard it
Hear me roast you with my flute like
"Yo this witch is burning!"
Such a greedy priest
Exploited the mass's beliefs
Charged for baptisms
No wonder you're so attracted to green
You may have escaped prison but
You can't trick the Saxons
Stop dangling your sack like Saint
Nick and do your taxes!
I show kids the lord
You lure and enslave them
Guess I didn't vanquish every
Snake from the Mainland
Strolled up looking like a peacock
To the Hamelin crowd
Motherfucker had the blind kids
Ratting him out
Your Ratatouille bullshite was just
A bloomin' rumor your piping's so shite
The rats would sooner choose the sewers!
Like me master's home
Your story's been reduced to embers
Cuz you're the only Brothers Grimm
Tale no one remembers
You prayed everyday to be cut
Loose from your sin's ways
And now your name's engraved as
An excuse to get shitfaced
And this day is a disgrace to your promise
Cuz Saint Patrick bars turn
Fathers to alcoholics you escaped slavery
Rose to the top of the system
Then this dude said "Fuck it!
I'll just colonize the victims!"
Converted the Celtic culture and now
You preach to the choir
So take your tithes, but this time
The church is playing the Piper
Now I'm holier than Rome is
You send those weans home
Before I phone me homie Moses
Promised them a Candyland
But had them working back in Berlin
Said your purpose was to purge the rats
But who's the real vermin?
The town heard the piper and demanded he stop
They banned music cause you only
Play the shammiest rock
And now there ain't no drumming
So they don't get reminded
But you'll face repercussions when you
Feck with the Irish
Chastity's the only vow that you respect
Buddy there's no four leafed clovers that
Could help you get lucky
I'll treat this like chess
You're the crappiest piece
Cuz when I cross a Bishop
Then he will die agonally skip the sermon
Between the pack of rats
I travel with and sickly verses
I'm wreaking havoc on your town
They'll gather sticks for purging
Play magic bound to snatch up
Every kid who heard it
Hear me roast you with my flute like
"Yo this witch is burning!"
Such a greedy priest
Exploited the mass's beliefs
Charged for baptisms
No wonder you're so attracted to green
You may have escaped prison but
You can't trick the Saxons
Stop dangling your sack like Saint
Nick and do your taxes!
I show kids the lord
You lure and enslave them
Guess I didn't vanquish every
Snake from the Mainland
Strolled up looking like a peacock
To the Hamelin crowd
Motherfucker had the blind kids
Ratting him out
Your Ratatouille bullshite was just
A bloomin' rumor your piping's so shite
The rats would sooner choose the sewers!
Like me master's home
Your story's been reduced to embers
Cuz you're the only Brothers Grimm
Tale no one remembers
You prayed everyday to be cut
Loose from your sin's ways
And now your name's engraved as
An excuse to get shitfaced
And this day is a disgrace to your promise
Cuz Saint Patrick bars turn
Fathers to alcoholics you escaped slavery
Rose to the top of the system
Then this dude said "Fuck it!
I'll just colonize the victims!"
Converted the Celtic culture and now
You preach to the choir
So take your tithes, but this time
The church is playing the Piper