Freshy Kanal, Stofferex, UBERocity - Spider-Man vs. Tarzan lyrics

Tarzan:
Me next foe close? One attack from the front
Come out web Spider, Tarzan is Kraven a Hunt!

Great responsibilities, much to debate
But first
Me protect Jane from another red-butted ape!

(Tarzan yell)

Swinging down to your level
Is a radioactive stunt
To defeat the next cheetah
Jumping between red and blonde
‘Fore damage happens, better crawl back to
Your friendly neighborhood
The next headline you’ll get is:
I don’t feel so good

Bringing heat to the jungle
I lead in fights and on the beat
But I can’t fix an ego that’s
Burning down his own family tree

A bi-polar kid’s a double kill
If your symbiote drops in
Pool into the canceled Spideys when
The movies start flopping

Spider-Man:
I’m the champ over this chimp chump
With such feral ape parel
Always spitting Looney gibberish
A Tarz manian Devil!

Another beast without a beauty
This disgrace to homosapiens
Has only shown Africa how
To shipwreck relationships

You try to move on, climbing up
Explore the jungle’s sugars
But you can’t piss out filthy
Mental torture memories in bushes

Went from racist to tasteless but
I’ll stick to the facts
Shall I call in Venom? I know
You prefer to beat the blacks

Tarzan: You seem frivolous, villainous
I think I’m wasting my time
So pull your wisecracking and drop the
Mic harder than your love life

What are you doing on the rooftop?
You’re past the high placements
Take the subway
If you’re chasing the Amazing’s ratings

While I’m facing Clayton
You’re debating your own challenge
I’d say quit attacking
You already hide behind Morales

Spider-Man: There’s a thousand jungle tales
And when their tracks became reusable
Mowgli’s balls dropped they called
It Tarzan the Musical!

Woow! I’m a reflexive hunter! So
Best protect your mother!
However at the end you will get
Chained and shipped to others!

You must have been disturbed
Out of your inner world
You’re Burroughs words? Just run away
Before the dinner’s served

Keep mood-swinging while your
Family’s falling apart
One shot and my stringshot will
Be in your heart

So no matter what universe
The spider has the last words
To a dude who puts belief
In evolution working backwards