Gamingplush64, Snakebite126, UBERocity - Sans vs. Nagito Komaeda lyrics

Undertale Rap Battles! Sans
Vs nagito Komaeda

Drew the short stick again, huh?
Now I'm tasked with cleaning house
Guess I'll start the killing by
Beating down this weakened clown
A short annoying brat even his
Brother hates to be around
Finally, someone lower than me
Literally beneath the ground!
If this stumpy freak is under me
I have one thing I care to ask
Are you a skeleton or the
Ghost of Teruteru's past?
No, that can't be it
He tries to get in women's pants
While you take children on dates
(Not cool, Sans)
I know I'm ugly, worthless trash
I understand it but even I can toss a Smiley
Trashbag in the can quick!
So don't test your luck
Because I've already planned this
This is Nagito trap
Call it mic in the hand trick

You like ships, right? Whatever
Floats your boat, kid
Not to brag
But joke tellers down here are pretty GOAT-ed
So call me your cancer
I make the beat slow like it's snowdin
Quit trying to go back it's hopeless
(HAHAHAHA)
Only jokin' your face there was top notch
You look starved for attention why don't
You eat a hot dog
Like seriously! I know i'm the skeleton here
But you look like you only feed
On the bottled feelings for Hinata
Hated a girl so much, you amputated your body
Used a conveniently placed lamp
Cord to kill Togami that was pretty clever
You should teach my bro to write plans
Cuz I'm not one to judge (oh wait I am)
Fitting everyone you ever meet
Is rotten to you and leaves you in a room
Friendships bombing harder than the ones
You got into school for
Your philosophy's rules
That only got yourself stabbed and
Brought Chiaki her doom
The hope you're wanting is skewed
To the monsterous Junko and the
Tots that you knew
Broke the foundation of your future
Not a god, just a tool like Pekoyama
Just what you wanted
Jeez, Kanye more a profit than you (HAHAHAHA)

Oh you want to point fingers, huh?
I'll leave you redder than the
Ketchup you're drinking up
Sorry but you bored me
With your pitiful words
The main Course of this
Battle's been in Reverse
We're both so weak, a near equal match!
But I'll make you pay and
I don't mean your tab
My talent truly sucks but you
Get on my nerves so I think I should known
I know how fire works
Open up your eye sockets
Because it's obvious
You're weak for letting some toddler kid
Dust all of your populous! It's monsterous
Papryus drops and this bonehead
Just watches it
But when it's him, he drops his promises?
You're a flawless spitting image of a villain
That is perfect for a stepping stone!
The laziest despair getting crushed
Under my precious hope!
So if you want to cross words, I drop burns
Leave you torn up and split down the middle
So much for a short cut

Do you think the worst person can change?
(guess not) you found the truth and tried
To turn off the game
And your plan almost worked
Stuck a spear in your ribs
But it ended like my boss fight
A swing and a miss!
So take a fire grenade, you need to cool down
We hate to you have you blow up
Talking back to me on school grounds
You're just missing the truth seems you
Got an empty gun drawn
Step into the court kid with me
You get dunked on!