Grind Time Now, F.L.O., Dumbfoundead - Dumbfoundead vs F.L.O lyrics

And a five foot bong made
For lonely opium smokers
I'm surprised you even showed up today
Cause you got warrants and on
The run from the ASPCA
See you fit the profile of a
Predator when you moved into town
Like you get hungry when you hear
Snoop Dogg and the Dogg Pound
When I move to a neighborhood
The women stay wet
A week after you moved in
There wasn't no mo' stray pets
See you'll pay rock paper scissor for
Chop liver and pot stickers
And eat a whole living cat fish
Even the eyes and whiskers
If this accusation ain't true
He got a shaved
Glazed duck hangling and dangling from
His Honda rear view


For real, on animals you be ill
You laugh when Bambi's mother and
Simba's father got killed
You a southern Cali malnutritioned
Boy who lost
Who's biggest decision is between
Duck and soy sauce
Look, how come that, Mr chow Yun Fat
Can't tell the difference between cow or cat?

Yo, Lush
Why did you pair up the two of us to fight?
I went from battling The Saurus to FLO
What am I doing with my life?
Yo, your music isn't tight
You rap like you're woozy from a flight
This motherfucker came from the
Bay to star in
A new movie called Steaks On A Plane
There's motherfucking steaks on
This motherfucking plane
But this motherfucker ate 'til his
Stomach was in pain coming out in May
But, I'ma do his as charity
For my battle peeps
This muhfucka sound half asleep
You sound like Master P if he had to pee
But, I'ma have fun with it
Cause Battle Of LA part 1 was a riot
You're like a less funnier Marv Won on a diet
Yo, your metaphors are weaker
Than my credit score
You're weaker than that one kid
I served from Equator
I went from battling that last
Guy with infected pores
To some random dude no one's checking for
But, I still get a shit load views
On youtube I guess less is more by the way
When did your two front teeth get divorced?
I'm a show this fool the exit door

I tend to generalize when I
Take a view of life
So fuck you Tandtrum, my bad
Y'all look alike
Like Bruce Lee had a baby with
Chung Lee named "Dumb Lee"
Then changed his name to
Dumbfoundead to Dub 3
They started doing tai chi
Rocking a karate gi staring at the sea
Posing as a yellow golden tree
Don't wanna make you mad
Wanna fight and start tripping
Cause he's a ninja engine
He can scissor kick a flying pigeon
You could use your bare hands to go fishing
Helicopter kick a helicopter while
The propeller is spinning
Cause you're no stranger to danger i mean
Your great grandfather built the 36 Chambers
See you could be an icon in Taiwan
But the only time you see or say "doe"
Is at the end of "tae kwon"
Your girl is fish stinky
She refer to your penis as crouching tiger
Shrinking pinky this moron is amazing
See Asians are smart
But let me get this rightyou're a dumb Asian?
I don't get that shit

Yo, did you think you'd truly
Win with your droopy chin?
Looking like you'd be in one of
Those wack shows on UPN
You're the only one our girl
Friends with a girlfriend
And you look a lot darker since the Parkers
Looking like a musty, crusty, Bun B
You need lotion, chap stick and sun screen
You look unhealthy and unclean
Brushing your teeth takes less
Than five minutes
I'm surprised you don't care
About hygiene when
It has the word "high" in it
Yo, I can tell that you never shower
And you ain't gonna start either
You got more crust around your
Lips than a large pizza
Ayo, not to mention, your body odor
Someone spray some potpourri
He look like one of them
Fat, black, lesbian rappers
I'ma call him FLOetry
Yo, I'ma murder you so bad
They gonna identify you by
Your dental records
But at your funeral, instead of flowers
People are gonna leave chicken tenders
Yo, he's the only black guy who
Wishes his dick was bigger
He be pretending he has pussy in his
Face by putting his tit's together
Yo, looking like a gay Carl Winslow and
Rhyming at a Ray Charles tempo
I'm a kill you with one liners
Cause I hate long insults

PBlow, emo assholes
The new politically correct
Racially diverse version of
The Little Rascals
To get in they club houser
You gotta rub snowzers
And Eskimo kiss they leader
The Asian Alfalfa
I'll pull some salt in the wound
Before I shut the fuck up
How come nobody from Project
Blowed ever blow up?
C'mon y'all, we all know what's up
Besides Nocan' the whole
Second generation sucks i mean
You got some battle quotes
But you're not dope
And fucking Sahtyre sound like he
Got nut in his throat
Y'all two on WRC, that was so so wrong
It was like Fei Long hooked
Up with Ray Dong Chong
Who you gonna call? Lyraflip at rhyme time?
He gotta battle record of 0
And 4 in Grind Time
Nigga, you getting served
All y'all on prime time it's my opinion
But ask anyone here if I'm lying
Look, I got you shook man
My Oakland Ninja Turtles will run circles
Around your southern Cali foot clan

Yo, I go to rap battles looking so
West side of my fresh jive
You go to job interviews with pieces of
French fries on your neck tie
You look like Tech-N9ne if he were
Shrek size without the red dye
Yo, has anybody seen this guy's Twitter page?
He be updating it every fricking day
With different shit he ate
12: 58: Fish fillet 2: 00: Chicken steak
5: 45: Mmm, dinner's great
6: 00: Time for lemon cake
Wait, that was only a fifteen minute break!
Aye, we don't need an update on every cupcake
You ate at lunch break fuck face
Yo, I'm surprised you even know
How to use the internet
He still hasn't figured out the screen
At the drive thru window yet
Yo, I looked at his computer table
He has crumbs on his desktop
I looked at his monitor
How the fuck did you get
Crumbs on your desk top?
FLO, I asked him if he was gay and he said
"Yes and no" he's kind of like Pinocchio
But forget the nose when he tells a hoax his
Neck will grow extra rolls
Looking like Funkmaster Flex but broke
We got a good thing going
Out with the FreshCoast
But, you're an embarrassment to
The whole camp
During the WRCs you were to Lush
What Rheteric was to Nocan'