Grind Time Now, Dumbfoundead, Pumpkinhead - PH vs Dumbfoundead lyrics
[Grind Time Now, Dumbfoundead, Pumpkinhead - PH vs Dumbfoundead lyrics]
That shit is way past lame
You and Superhead got the same last name
Yo, y'all know the part in Cinderella
How at night the coach turned
Back into a pumpkin?
Well an hour later the pumpkin turned
Into a fat Puerto Rican
I saw pictures of him with his family over
Eating platanos with Rosie Perez
Rheteric and Sammy Sosa what a bunch
Did y'all know this ugly punk
Is Big Pun's little brother, chubby Pump'?
Yo, you think I'm dissing your
People in a major way
But, you're the one who ditched the Puerto
Rican Day Parade for the Gay Parade
Over there everyone likes to dance
Wearing bright pink pants And loves Smashing
Pumpkins like the 90's band
Think he down with the
Youth wearing 90's brands
Rocking baggy overalls doing a 90's dance
Yo, he says being from the
Streets is something you forgot
But don't worry y'all
He's still- he's still Pumpkin From The Block
I saw that last video blog where
He challenged me and I accepted
You said you had mad love for me
And I was someone you respected
You looked real gay eating that ice cream
And saying it like you meant it
On Youtube PHGTNY president's blog
2: 56 seconds
Youare about to get your ass whipped
Your facial features
Match with that of a catfish
Not the nose or the eyes so much
But, your cheeks and that
Stringy ass mustachebitch
To think I can't switch and match wit's, I
Bash his eye
Give him a Fatlip and y'all can watch as
This win passes him by like the
Pharcyde on a Bizarre Ride
You look like a bum that's been
Squatting outside of soup kitchens
Growing up with dreams of joining
Up with the Fu-Schnickens
Until you found out they weren't Asian
Then you felt like you was mocked
Started listening to 'Pac
But all the thugs dissed you
I hit with the power of Shaq so
It ain't nothing for me to Chip-Fu
And this fool be talking Spanish trying
To get love from my people
I'll stomp you through the 'til you're
The same consistency of soupmiso
And you had the nerve to
Diss The Saurus's acne?
When your face look like raw packed meat
And athlete's cracked feet after
Running a track meet
Hold up I got a better comparison
A steroid's users ass cheeks
And if you ain't know
Dumbfoundead's real name is Jonathan Park
But we all know Asian's can't
Drive so Jonathan parks
Yo, that first round was a weird display
You've been rapping 30 years to date
I'm surprised you didn't start your
Round with "My name
Is Big P and I'm here to say"
I can tell from your style
That you've clearly aged
Dear PH, I should be running
The New York division, sincerely Jaze
I remember when you and
Jaze would host battles
We all thought you were both assholes
What were y'all supposed to be? The
Lethal Weapon of Grind Time?
Hosting is a one man job Einstein
Yo, I wouldn't be surprised if
You were out doing E a faggot rapper
This pumpkin is a jack-o lantern with
A mouth full of seeds
Yo, you can't keep busting rhymes
You either gonna fucking die
Get drunk and high with sunken eyes
Or end up as a tranny named "Pumpkin Pie"
You gotta stop rapping
Become a counselor or an English teacher
Looking like King Latifah by the way
Your video blogs are boring as fuck
When you get all personal
Bitching about Jaze and how you
Like to work alone
I didn't know they allowed the
Internet at the nursing home
He don't go nowhere without his
Medication and respiration tank
Grind Time should be excavating
Greats not this
Pumpkin that's past it's expiration date
PH, I'm perpetuating hate
I'm burning this asshole, you
Should've had more Preparation, h
I wanna thank Dumb for having the wackest
Poorest flow
Meeting up with Bill Clinton and
Letting them two reporters go
See, Kim Jong Ill could get his wigwam peeled
You're not on your job, sleeping on my bars
Now you know how Rick Ross feels
What? You thought I wasn't gonna come
To Cali and bomb you?
You undercover cross dresser
I bet all his fan letters
Start with "To Wong Foo" your girlfriend's a
It's ironic that you suck and she booya!
I gotta admit, you had a good ole' run
But after this shit
Your battle career's done
See Thirsty Fishes like to have Fun With Dumb
Mic Eagle get's him open putting
His thumb in dumb
Yo, I'll bash this maggot and his
Wack clique with a back fist
I'm not talking about uploading pics online
When I say I Snapfish
I'll punch ya, cut ya, with a lumberjack flow
His chick is a Thunder, Thunder
Thundercat Ho!
Ayo, I would've put the beats on mama
And my fam' was like "Damn" how
She ran that pussy fast like
But, I had to stomp her
When the panties came down I damn near barf
Cause, I ain't know if it was pussy or alien
I had to call that "snarf"
I don't mean to diss ya
I know you be in motion pictures
He been in mad versions of Godzilla
And played the baby in Tropic
Thunder that stabbed Ben Stiller
You old as fuck with outdated pop references
Hey be calling soda "pop beverages"
I should just sit this one out
And let my pops settle this
I wish you died and the king of pop never did
I know you're older but I'm
Better at this rap shit
You're a veteran of wackness
I'm gonna explain to y'all how
Big this generation gap is
I was recently in the Fresh
Coast DVD Bonus Features
You were in Wild Style when
It was shown in theaters
Yo, he rocks throw back jerseys
Not cause he's trying to
When he originally bought those
Those players were kinda new
Yo, I used to play Super
Mario Brothers in the arcade
You used to play Super Mario
Brothers the board game i know your history
You joined the Brooklyn Academy
After you got fired
From cooking at Applebees for
Hooking up family
I know you used to make tracks with 2Mex and
Had a crew with him called 2 Necks
And I know you been rapping
With Jean Grae and got
Left by more than half of your team mates
For acting like a faggot
Spelled with a capital PH
And I know the east coast might
Not like me after this
But, I hope y'all still do
Even though I just murdered your
President John Wilkes Booth
See, Dumb be missing out on battles
I think he be petro last Battle Of The Bay
Him and Sat' missed out on a
Battle with Real Deal and Fresco
Supposedly their car got impounded
But what's really insane
Is that they still didn't show up after Lush
Offered to put 'em on a plane
All expenses paid wait, there's more
Grizzlemania came
You was supposed to battle Collide but didn't
Due to going out on tour
Which, as an artist, I can respect
But then Kap got upset never
Happened and you never went
If I was Lush and Kap I would've
Been told you to "fuck off"
No wonder your favorite condiment
Is duck sauce
Dumb is a dodo, I'll fuck up this mofo
He's a Korean
You can clearly see he wants to be cholo
He thinks he's loco rocks his locs low
Buttons one button at the top of
His shirt and talks slow like
"Hey holmes sup' little puppet"
Lyricflip looks at him like, "Yo
You not Chicano you dumb bitch!"
Ayo, you remember them Taco Bell
Commercials where the dog
Try to get you put down the food bro
Well in reverse
I had to coerce Dumbfoundead to put down
The Chihuahua instead of the chalupa
Yo, any woman that fucks with you
I call that a Dumb fuck
I punch you in the face
We'll call that Dumb struck
And the only way he winning
This battle is if all
Five judges is Leprechauns and we'll
Call that Dumb luck
You've been served in every era
What are you a time traveler?
You're like the Highlander rhyme battler
He went on Youtube and pulled
Up all my battling clips
With him I have to find
The last film reel that
Exists and project it off
Some Charlie Chaplin shit
Yo, you so old you were in
The first ever silent battle
Now you're out here yelling like a violent
Mammal in a Grind Time battle
And I'll abuse this old bitch like
A movie on the Lifetime Channel
I will slap his pumpkin face and
Leave him with a pumpkin patch
You're fucking fat
You need to pump some iron
And do some Pumpkin jacks
I was gonna put some money up for this
Battle but this dude ain't worth the penny
He's just another average rapper and believe
Me I've murked me plenty
I haven't served a senior citizen
Since I worked at Dennys
Yo, you were supposed to be one of
The leaders of the new school
But ended up being a bottom
Feeder up on Youtube
Man, you still rocking Fubu?
These old jokes never get oldbut you do
It's alright PH cause 40 is the new 30
But, you need to start moving around
Cause 300 pounds isn't the new 200 pounds
Alright Mr underground it's time to
Come outta the ground
Cause while your friends were putting in
Work you were Lyricist Lounging around
It's alright
I seen your peers perform at Rock The Bells
I seen you in your uniform at Taco Bell
They're doing mad tours
Stamps on their passport
While you're living mad poor
Food stamps in your cash drawer
They're letting champagne bottles pop
After signing deals
You at Santana's Auto Shop aligning wheels
It's all good
I couldn't believe it when this
Dude sent me a challenge
I was like is it because
The dude is mentally challenged?
I rep for Los Angeles the city of angels
And I'll run through your whole crew
And leave your division with halos
You facing the first
Generation underground legend
I'm about to air you out
You're part of the second
Generation of Project Blowdians
Nobody gives a fuck about
Myka passed me the 9 and told
Me you wasn't his friend
So I went to your crib
Turned the radio up to Volume 10
Put the hot potato on the
Barrel to muffle the sound
He wasn't there so I
Stole his Pinkberry t-shirt
I knew that would ruffle you now
Aceyalone, that's my homie so I
Gotta shout him out
But, your nuts ain't drop yet, so
It's true what Aceyalone said
All Balls Don't Bounce
I'll smack this fool back to Catmando
You should've rehearsed for this
Battle instead of
Doing album commercials for Abstract Rude
Yo, Fredo, frankly I think
You chewed this motherfucker
So I'ma spit in his face motherfucka
You a stupid motherfucka
I should shoot ya and then punch ya
I bet Medusa used to punk
Ya to do her acupuncture