GWAR, Grey DeLisle - Kids Must Eat lyrics

I've got pork fat and gravy
Flowing through my veins i serve dead monkey
Pudding and platypus brains
I'm Grandmother Stuffum grandmother Stuffum!
I came to this school to feed you kids
And bake up pies with jellied squids!

Kids must eat! Kids must eat!
Kids must eat! Kids must eat!

Kids were not put on this earth to nibble
(No) you all must be helpless and fat (yeah)
That way, you can't get yourself in trouble
(No)
While Grandma gets to feed you curried rat!

I will stop you
With moose fondue!
You will chow on
Tuna meltdown

Eat it scarf it
Bite it cram it
Down it chow it
Want it pig out
I will make you

Fatter!

I came to this school with my food
To conquer the young and rude
I'm Grandmother Stuffum grandmother Stuffum!
You must eat now, try my deep-fried boar
But you just never listen
Cursed Kids Next Door!

Kids must eat! Kids must eat!
Kids must eat! Kids must eat!

Kids were not put on this earth to nibble
(No) you all must be helpless and fat (yeah)
That way you can't get yourself in trouble
(No)
While Grandma gets to feed you toasted bat

You can't beat me
You can't toast me
You won't grill me
You won't poach me
Cook me stew me
Boil me fry me
Baste me broil me
Roast me bake me
You'll just make me