GWAR - White Boy Can't Dance lyrics

Gang Bang's in the motherfuckin' house!
Got a new sucka on the mic
So for MC Rhythmless!

I might look human but I'm not, ya see
I was built in the Glomco factory
Programmed my raps on a computer chip
Put them in my head with a pair of vice grips
I'm a robot MC named Rhythmless
Laying down my rap before you try to diss
The way I look, talk, walk or dance
I'm gonna rock the house down if
You give me a chance
Cause I'm better than Terminator
Smooth like Hammer
You can rent a car from but it won't matter
Cause MC R is here to bust a move
Gonna get down to it on
The top of this groove

You slither out on stage
Try to steal the show well listen up punk
Cause there's something that ya don't know
My name's G Credit, leader of the crew
You better show me something
Cause your payment's overdue
You're a white bread
Rhythmless Vanilla Ice copy
It's too bad, punk
That you're steppin' out sloppy
You better find your beat and
The moves to hit it
Dance your ass around the stage 'fore I
Stick my gat up in it

(White boy! White boy)

(White boy! White boy)

"Who the hell are you?" Well I'm Lady Dee
You wanna sing a verse
Better come and see me
Suckin' up the spotlight
It's rightfully mine
That robot can't dance and he
Wish he could rhyme
Got a problem with Dee? Huh, I'll solve it
I'll snip off your dick like Lorena Bobbitt
Wanna throw down with Gang Bang? I
Don't think that you're able
(Wack clothes, bad hair)
Now let's inspect your cable

Asshole, dyke, hoe, pussy ass cunt
Bitches too sleazy
They're calling on Da Runt

Okay
Motherfuckin' dick slap, cum spattered ho

Fellatio, vagina, anal, cunnilingus
Vaginal, Fallopian, ramma-jamma penis

(White boy)