GWAR - Where Is Zog? lyrics

Where is Zog? Where is Zog?
Where is Zog? Where is Zog?

Where is Zog? Where is Zog?
Where is Zog? Where is Zog?

(Where is Zog?)
A grizzled face from the days of my youth
(Where is Zog?)
Taught me to behave in a manner uncouth
(Where is Zog?)
How to kill child, how to raise dog
Somebody tell me, where the hell is Zog?

(Where is Zog?)
Together we dove into oceans of war
(Where is Zog?)
Hacking and whacking through trenches of gore
(Where is Zog?)
Spewing death and hatred from
A golden battle barge
Wherever Zog is living I'm sure
That he's living large

On the world Scumdoggia
I first met General Zog
On his way from burning the satanic synagogue
Processions of his captive slaves were
Part of his great booty
He took them to the emperor
He always did his duty
His battle cattle, bloated
Bleeding, simply put, spectacular!
The lore of war, which he adored
Was part of their vernacular
I was one of many who begged
To join his fell legion
They wouldn't take just anyone
Unless you were Norwegian!

Where is Zog? Where is Zog?
Where is Zog? Where is Zog?

Where is Zog? Where is Zog?
Where is Zog? Where is Zog?

I mounted the great porno-cow
And became a Scumdog
I ritually defiled myself
And signed the captain's Log

Finally brought before Zog
He slathered me with piss
Draining his bladder took several years
And not did one drop miss
And then his eyes fell upon mine
There came a hellish glow
It wasn't love or hate you see, it was
Well, I don't know!
It was hard to win his praise
Despite each bloody victory
No matter how many I slew
He always was a dick to me
Nothing suck-ceeds like suck-cess so I
Got straight to work crushing babies
Torching worlds and acting like a jerk
The war we waged destroyed the suns
And left the planets flattened simply put
It was the worst thing that had ever happened
And Zog, our leader glorious
Sporting a great erection
His battle skill was notorious
We always took direction

Zog, we searched the stars for you!
Your counsel, we do crave
We must crush the one called Syn
And make his serfs our slaves

We've crossed the very universe
Traversed the Great Starfield
To find the one that we call Zog
Is cleaningour windshield?