GWAR - Letter from the Scallop Boat lyrics
[GWAR - Letter from the Scallop Boat lyrics]
Hey man, do you remember me? I remember you
I was the guy with the grizzled face
And the lousy weed and the really bad tattoo
Now I'm getting 20 to life for
Killing the guy that was humping my wife and
I thought I'd write a letter to you
Scallop boat now baby scallop boat
IV coke now baby
Funky scallop, funky scallop boat
I used to work on the scallop boat
Made some money there
I used to do the IV coke
Lost some money there
Scallop boat now baby scallop boat
IV coke now baby funky scallop
Funky scallop boat
Oh whoa whoa oh oh oh oh ohhh oh
Oh whoa
Down here in jail, I do as I'm able
Got caught smoking crack so they
Cut off my cable but could you maybe come by
And bust me outta here?
But there's one thing that I don't understand
I thought The South Pole was
The home of the band or do you just
Keep your slaves in Richmond?
Don't break up man, keep it together
I love you guys i love you guys!
Funky funky funky funky
Funky funky scallop boat