GWAR - Metal Metal Land lyrics
[GWAR - Metal Metal Land lyrics]
Most favored of the worlds that
Are missed by GWAR we can get there
As long as it's by stolen car
Smash your face and go shoot up! Uhn!
There's a world of which I've heard
Far beyond the sky
A place of chicks and pills and booze
A place where winners always lose
You'll always hear your favorite band
Here in Metal Metal Land!
Here in Metal Metal Land nothing ever dies
Except of course our enemies
And they're attracting metal flies
Here in Metal Metal Land everything is loud!
All the chicks are strippers
All their fathers, proud
Metal Metal Land metal Metal Sea
Metal Metal Air metal you and metal me
Metal Metal (yeah) metal Metal (yeah)
Metal Metal (yeah) metal Metal
Heavy Metal Metal Land!
Here in Metal Metal Land every day is night
Except of course when night is day
But then there is no light
Here in Metal Metal Land everything is rock
Everyone is in a band every girl
Sucks every cock here in Metal Metal Land
Everything is hard
Except of course the test you take
To get a license for your car
B-B-B-Bullet belts and denim jackets
Crystal meth in tiny packets
Witches, warlocks, demon seed
Booze and cooze and weed and speed
Metal Metal metal Metal
Metal Metal metal Metal
Metal Metal metal Metal
Uhn!
Metal Metal metal Metal
Metal Metal metal Metal
Uhn! Metal Metal
Metal Metal metal Metal
Metal Metal
Filthy hair and dirty faces
Flying Vs and swords and maces
80s hair bands are still hated
No false metal tolerated!
Heavy metal is the law
Weakness means a broken jaw
Everything is loud and fast
Metal up your fucking ass!
Metal plane on metal trip
Metal hand, metal grip it's metal, man
Here in Metal Metal Land!