GWAR - Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong lyrics

[GWAR - Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong lyrics]

Ah, sweet youth
The joys of becoming a teenage prostitute
Or, in my case, a blood-crazed gladiator
'Til I got stuck on this planet
And got hooked on the weed
And the crack and the booze and
The pills and the speed
And the sex and the mud and
The blood and the shit let's all go and hit

I'm talkin' 'bout the
Nitro-burnin' funny bong
Just one hit, your life goes wrong
Nitro-burnin' funny bong
Another stupid stoner song

Fat and lame the claws have been clipped and
The tiger's been tamed
By a bong and a schlong
Yes, now we have all seen
How games can go wrong


Now my brain's filled with bees
My cock is diseased
Laden with pus, it hangs well past my knees
A swarm of narcotics could
Get me through this
My manager's gonna be pissed

I'm talkin' 'bout the
Nitro-burnin' funny bong
Nitro-burnin' funny bong
Nitro-burnin' funny bong
Nitro-burnin' funny bong

Ohhh can you take it?
Ohhh do a monster
Ohhh can you feel it?
We won't respect you unless you
Get high with the boys

Now I'm old
Strapped in my cell as I cultivate mold
In the twilight of my years
I am still a drug addict
I'm sucking all night long on a ten foot bong
Moistened with lotion, wrapped in a sarong
You know I live like a king
But I act like a faggot you know
Once was a warrior, now just a sponge
High all the time
I got a dick like a muskellunge
My glorious destiny, it turned to shit
Can I get another hit?

Nitro-burnin' funny bong
Nitro-burnin' funny bong
Nitro-burnin' funny bong
Nitro-burnin' funny bong

Ohhh can you take it?
Ohhh do a monster
Ohhh can you feel it?
We won't respect you unless you
Get high with the

Nitro-burnin' funny bong
Nitro-burnin' funny bong
Nitro-burnin' funny bong
Nitro-burnin' funny bong

(Nitro-burnin' funny bong
Nitro-burnin' funny bong
Nitro-burnin' funny bong
Nitro-burnin' funny bong)

Ohhh can you take it?
Ohhh do a monster

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