GWAR - Slaughterama lyrics

With a battle cry go forth
Which is "Give the people what they
Want" and what the people
Want could only be the senseless
Slaughter of the gutter-slime that
Litters this nation for cash and prizes yes
This is the show where people
Bet their lives to win something big
Cause when your life is shit
Then you haven't got much
To lose on: Slaughterama!

This next geek is guilty of the following:
A Grateful Dead life in
Which he's been wallowing
Tried to tell us "Give peace a chance"
Met the National Guard and you
Shit in your pants
It's not your imagination
It's not a bad trippie
Yes that's him, it's the big smelly hippie!



Hello, Mr hippie
Nice to meet ya hey got a little shit
Between your toes so how're things at the
Old manure factory? How's little Tofu? What
She grew another
Head?! Well, you gotta lay off that LSD
Y'know? Kinda makes your
Offspring goofy-looking

So, how do you hide money from a hippie?
Put it under the soap!

I'm sorry, but that answer wasn't in
Time! You're gonna have
To put your mouth on this! Whoa!
I blew your head clean off! Good thing
I was such an expert shot with
The National Guard back at Kent State i
Bagged 4 that day there's nothing like
Hippie hunting my dad always used to take
Me along with Lee Harvey Oswald (Hooray)

Alright, we're rockin' now!

World's biggest hair, world's tightest pants
Got no circulation but you still can't dance
Fashion is a statement, sometimes a risk
Every fashion had it's faults
But your's is the pit's
Always in black, looks like he's dead
Here's the art-fag lying on his deathbed!

Hello, Mr art-Fag, come on out here!
Say, what a hairdo! Why
It's awfully big! As big as the the
The Hindenburg
And it'd probably go up just as fast
If I put this lighter to it but no
I'm gonna hold out and ask you this question:

What ever happened to Eddie Munster?
I'm looking at him!

Oh! Oderus! Help the boy with
His hairdo there ooh
It's gettin' ripped off!
(Oh no) Ow, you know that's gotta hurt! Hey
What's Oderus trying to do with his face? Is
That a face-lift? Whoa
He's pulled that face clean
Off! Aaa-a ahhhhhhhhh! (Hooray)
Help that sod outta here!

Gave up pussy, stopped doing toot
Now you can't wait to give someone the boot
Elbows and knuckles, all you know how
Follow the herd, just another cow
Brain full of shit, boots full of lead
Straight from Hitler's ass
Here's the Nazi skinhead!

Hello, Mr nazi Skinhead! How you doing?
How's Geraldo's nose? Still broken? Well
It's good to see you still
On the job you know
When you're mugging talk show
Commentators in bathrooms
Always remember to draw
Those swastikas turning to the right
Not to the left, always to the right

Hey, why do Nazi skinheads
Wear red suspenders, anyways?
He doesn't have to tell you!

Time to give this Nazi
Skinhead one more haircut
Real close to the shoulders-like
Whoa! His head's
Been decapitated! Look at all that
PSI in his aorta artery whoa! Is
He a gusher or what? Ahahahahahahahaha!
(Hooray)

Well, ladies and gentlemen
That's all for this
Week we've killed everybody
That's worth killing, hope you do the same
We'll be back next week
For another edition of:

Slaughterama, Slaughterama, Slaughterama
It's a drama
Slaughterama, Slaughterama, Slaughterama
It's a drama, yeah!
Slaughterama, Slaughterama, Slaughterama
It's a drama
(It's full of existential despair)
Slaughterama, Slaughterama, Slaughterama
It's a drama, yeah!
(It's full of people who just don't care)
Slaughterama, Slaughterama, Slaughterama
It's a drama (Don't feel sorry for them)
Slaughterama, Slaughterama, Slaughterama
It's a drama, yeah!
(They've chosen their own path in life)
Slaughterama, Slaughterama, Slaughterama
It's a drama
Slaughterama, Slaughterama, Slaughterama
It's a drama, yeah!

It's a drama, yeah! It's a drama, yeah!