GWAR - Techno's Song lyrics
[GWAR - Techno's Song lyrics]
(Take cover)
Ahhh now that the Cosmic Control
Tape is in my grasp
This band'll play everything I want perfectly
The first time through and you know, while I
Was sitting on the toilet last night
I thought up this little ditty and I
Thought you guys, like, might
Like to play it for me but anyways, in
Case you furballs haven't heard of me
My name is Techno Destructo, and I
Can outfight, outfuck, outfart
Any of you lame-ass motherfucking rock stars
Because I am techno Destructo! And I come
From beyond Jupiter
Beyond Venus, and that's way past Uranus
Buddy and i come from there with a mission
And that mission is to make GWAR give up
Their decadent rock lifestyles
And join me and The Master in the holy
Jihad to rid the universe
Of his deadly enemies
And that means no more Super Big Gulps
Or women with tit's the size of Ethiopia
GWAR will serve The Master or GWAR will die!
Techno Destructo techno Destructo
Techno Destructo gWAR must die!
I'm the walking droid with
The microchip brain
A megaton bufferin' to forever end your pain
When it comes to taking life
I'm the cosmic leech
I'll make World War I I I
Seem like Sunday at the beach!
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen
And welcome to
The Mammoth Puke-O-Plex Organized
Death Arena, where tonight we've got that
Intergalactic potato masher
Techno Destructo, facing off against Oderus
Urungus, the infamous baby crusher
And "Irish Kid", in a no-holds barred -
Whoa! They haven't even shaken hands
And oh my god
Oderus has been pile-driven in the
Nuts with a Marshall
Stack you know that's gotta hurt!
And Techno's got him
In the nuclear vicegrip he's
Breaking open his skull
And he's he's he's making a meal
Out of Oderus' brain! Ahhh!
GWAR must die! GWAR must die!
I can't comprehend on how
You get your thrills in dicing up worms and
Making love to roadkill
The decadence of your lives was
Just as clear a glass
Now it's broken into shards
I can shove into your ass!
Techno Destructo techno Destructo
Techno Destructo aww, shit
The Cosmic Control Tape, ahhhh
Ahhh now that the Cosmic Control
Tape is in my grasp
This band'll play everything I want perfectly
The first time through and you know, while I
Was sitting on the toilet last night
I thought up this little ditty and I
Thought you guys, like, might
Like to play it for me but anyways, in
Case you furballs haven't heard of me
My name is Techno Destructo, and I
Can outfight, outfuck, outfart
Any of you lame-ass motherfucking rock stars
Because I am techno Destructo! And I come
From beyond Jupiter
Beyond Venus, and that's way past Uranus
Buddy and i come from there with a mission
And that mission is to make GWAR give up
Their decadent rock lifestyles
And join me and The Master in the holy
Jihad to rid the universe
Of his deadly enemies
And that means no more Super Big Gulps
Or women with tit's the size of Ethiopia
GWAR will serve The Master or GWAR will die!
Techno Destructo techno Destructo
Techno Destructo gWAR must die!
I'm the walking droid with
The microchip brain
A megaton bufferin' to forever end your pain
When it comes to taking life
I'm the cosmic leech
I'll make World War I I I
Seem like Sunday at the beach!
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen
And welcome to
The Mammoth Puke-O-Plex Organized
Death Arena, where tonight we've got that
Intergalactic potato masher
Techno Destructo, facing off against Oderus
Urungus, the infamous baby crusher
And "Irish Kid", in a no-holds barred -
Whoa! They haven't even shaken hands
And oh my god
Oderus has been pile-driven in the
Nuts with a Marshall
Stack you know that's gotta hurt!
And Techno's got him
In the nuclear vicegrip he's
Breaking open his skull
And he's he's he's making a meal
Out of Oderus' brain! Ahhh!
GWAR must die! GWAR must die!
I can't comprehend on how
You get your thrills in dicing up worms and
Making love to roadkill
The decadence of your lives was
Just as clear a glass
Now it's broken into shards
I can shove into your ass!
Techno Destructo techno Destructo
Techno Destructo aww, shit
The Cosmic Control Tape, ahhhh