GWAR - The Master Has a Butt lyrics
[GWAR - The Master Has a Butt lyrics]
Born inside the Master's bowels
I was shat across the cosmos
Banished to this mudball
But I crave vengence
I'm not throwing in the towel
Well I said I was sorry
But you slapped me back down
Just a Sunday morning turd comin' down
Stare into the inky blackness
I swear I think you'll find him there
With his overgrown cuticles
And his asteroid belt
I said there sonny, he does not give a damn
I'm a real bad mother, a real bad man
I like to spend a lot of time on the can
I had a little something to eat last night
It's not alright the Master has a butt
Oh yeah, he has a butt
Oh yeah, he has a butt
Oh yeah, he has a butt
And it's a big butt, a big butt
Well we fucked up the Tablet and
The Master heard the sound
A little birdie told me that
He's coming back around
His hideous wisdom calls for my death
There'll be nothing left except a butt
Stinky butt
Now Daddy tells me to bend over
Ooh! He whips my buttocks with a strap
He bails my ass out of reform school
And then he goes and takes a nap
Well I said I was sorry
But I couldn't make you care
If I could stop shitting
I'd change my underwear
If I can't kill the Master
I'll have to get a job i'm a fucking slob
The Master has a butt