GWAR - Things You Oughta Know lyrics
[GWAR - Things You Oughta Know lyrics]
(Everybody rip everybody else off
Everybody rip everybody else off
Everybody rip everybody else off
Everybody rip, rip everybody off)
Howdy, folks sleazy P martini, comin' at
Ya from my coke-filled jacuzzi, here to talk
To you about my boys you know, those
Antarctic rock gods from outer space, gWAR
You see
I'm here to explain exactly what this
Tape is that you're listening
To that's right
A shameless and desperate plug and also to
Explain the concept of our new album
"Concept album?" you say i know what
You're thinking: "Sleazy, we're dull
We like the old concepts better we
Don't like change there's only so
Much originality our acne-scarred
Minds can handle" Well that's just too bad
Cause this concept is the truth!
And you're probably right
You can't handle the truth especially
When it means the end of your dreams of
Promotion from grease scrapper
To assistant french fry boy
Yeah, that's right
There goes your precious "careers"
I'm talkin' about the big one you know
The same one that put the dinosaurs six
Miles under i'm talkin' "put your
Head between your Thighmaster and kiss
Your flabby ass goodbye" death
Meteor or, as the Norse might have called it
"RagNaRök" oh? You haven't heard? I'm sorry
I keep forgetting you're not rich
And powerful like me
You see, the government is going to bury
This from little turdlings like you, the
Same as the comet's gonna bury your
Pathetic service industry career luckily
There are bands
Like GWAR around who see the futility of
The situation for what it is
And who are shamelessly willing to make a
Quick buck while there's still time
That's right
GWAR's new album RagNaRök features 14
New tracks that reflect
The essence of man's existence on
Earth in a word
Short a perfect soundtrack to your
So-called lives so get off that wallet
You know you can't take it with
Ya buy GWAR's new album RagNaRök and
Hey if you don't like it
Who's gonna care in a year or so?
(Buy the GWAR album)
(Everybody rip everybody else off
Everybody rip, rip everybody off)
Everybody rip everybody else off
Everybody rip everybody else off
Everybody rip, rip everybody off)
Howdy, folks sleazy P martini, comin' at
Ya from my coke-filled jacuzzi, here to talk
To you about my boys you know, those
Antarctic rock gods from outer space, gWAR
You see
I'm here to explain exactly what this
Tape is that you're listening
To that's right
A shameless and desperate plug and also to
Explain the concept of our new album
"Concept album?" you say i know what
You're thinking: "Sleazy, we're dull
We like the old concepts better we
Don't like change there's only so
Much originality our acne-scarred
Minds can handle" Well that's just too bad
Cause this concept is the truth!
And you're probably right
You can't handle the truth especially
When it means the end of your dreams of
Promotion from grease scrapper
To assistant french fry boy
Yeah, that's right
There goes your precious "careers"
I'm talkin' about the big one you know
The same one that put the dinosaurs six
Miles under i'm talkin' "put your
Head between your Thighmaster and kiss
Your flabby ass goodbye" death
Meteor or, as the Norse might have called it
"RagNaRök" oh? You haven't heard? I'm sorry
I keep forgetting you're not rich
And powerful like me
You see, the government is going to bury
This from little turdlings like you, the
Same as the comet's gonna bury your
Pathetic service industry career luckily
There are bands
Like GWAR around who see the futility of
The situation for what it is
And who are shamelessly willing to make a
Quick buck while there's still time
That's right
GWAR's new album RagNaRök features 14
New tracks that reflect
The essence of man's existence on
Earth in a word
Short a perfect soundtrack to your
So-called lives so get off that wallet
You know you can't take it with
Ya buy GWAR's new album RagNaRök and
Hey if you don't like it
Who's gonna care in a year or so?
(Buy the GWAR album)
(Everybody rip everybody else off
Everybody rip, rip everybody off)