GWAR - Tick-Tits lyrics
[GWAR - Tick-Tits lyrics]
Let's go, Tick-tit's!
Well have you seen her tit's?
When they are covered in ticks
It's shit like that
That makes monks shag their wicks
Say have you seen her ticks?
Sucking on her tit's?
Not even dog-tit's are better than this
Unless of course they are covered in ticks
What could be better than
Ticks on your tit's?
Except for dick-ticks, all up in the slit
And also, your mother's a whore
The ticks got so big
They won't fit through the door
Have you seen her tit's when
They're covered in ticks?
Let's all go lick them then
Pop them with sticks tick-tit's are growing
They're saggy and grey
And once you fuck tick-tit's
You'll never go gay
Tick-tit's tick-tit's
Tick-tit's tick-tit's, I love
Tick-tit's tick-tit's
Tick-tit's, dick-slit, sick shit ahhh!
Have you seen her tit's?
Underneath all of those ticks?
Baggy and saggy and filled up with pus
This is your mom, she hangs out with us
Dammit, I love me some ticks
So do the wops and the micks
And if you don't you oughta
The Mexicans love a big Tick-tit pinata
I am addicted to ticks
And I don't wanna sound like a prick
So many ticks you can't see her at all
If it keeps up like this
She'll be banned from the mall
Now let's set fire to the ticks
It's as easy as flicking your Bic
The tick-titted wonder is bursting with flame
Her tit's are on fire, I don't know her name
Tick-tit's tick-tit's
Tick-tit's tick-tit's, I love
Tick-tit's tick-tit's
Tick-tit's, dick-slit, sick shit ahhh!
I got this job on eBay
They sent me to scrape out her flap
Never guessed I'd be so impressed
By her tick-tit dick-slit trap
Just a flopping mass of grayish skin
Oozing ichor from every crease
Did I forget to mention
She's morbidly obese?
Tick! Tit's!
Tick! Tit's!
Tick-tit's oh Tick-tit's
Please clean out your gash (Tick! Tit's)
A rugby team is at the door
We really need the cash (Tick! Tit's)
Tick-tit's tick-tit's
Tick-tit's tick-tit's, I love
Tick-tit's tick-tit's
Tick-tit's, dick-slit, sick shit ahhh!
Her suffering is over now
She found death, I pray
Her body so covered in insects
Haven't seen her face for days
Her mung-encrusted 'ginal hole
Became a swarming insect bowl
Baggy and saggy and puffy and gross
The talk of the town!
The toast of the coast!
Well have you seen her tit's?
When they are covered in ticks
It's shit like that
That makes monks shag their wicks
Say have you seen her ticks?
Sucking on her tit's?
Not even dog-tit's are better than this
Unless of course they are covered in ticks
What could be better than
Ticks on your tit's?
Except for dick-ticks, all up in the slit
And also, your mother's a whore
The ticks got so big
They won't fit through the door
Have you seen her tit's when
They're covered in ticks?
Let's all go lick them then
Pop them with sticks tick-tit's are growing
They're saggy and grey
And once you fuck tick-tit's
You'll never go gay
Tick-tit's tick-tit's
Tick-tit's tick-tit's, I love
Tick-tit's tick-tit's
Tick-tit's, dick-slit, sick shit ahhh!
Have you seen her tit's?
Underneath all of those ticks?
Baggy and saggy and filled up with pus
This is your mom, she hangs out with us
Dammit, I love me some ticks
So do the wops and the micks
And if you don't you oughta
The Mexicans love a big Tick-tit pinata
I am addicted to ticks
And I don't wanna sound like a prick
So many ticks you can't see her at all
If it keeps up like this
She'll be banned from the mall
Now let's set fire to the ticks
It's as easy as flicking your Bic
The tick-titted wonder is bursting with flame
Her tit's are on fire, I don't know her name
Tick-tit's tick-tit's
Tick-tit's tick-tit's, I love
Tick-tit's tick-tit's
Tick-tit's, dick-slit, sick shit ahhh!
I got this job on eBay
They sent me to scrape out her flap
Never guessed I'd be so impressed
By her tick-tit dick-slit trap
Just a flopping mass of grayish skin
Oozing ichor from every crease
Did I forget to mention
She's morbidly obese?
Tick! Tit's!
Tick! Tit's!
Tick-tit's oh Tick-tit's
Please clean out your gash (Tick! Tit's)
A rugby team is at the door
We really need the cash (Tick! Tit's)
Tick-tit's tick-tit's
Tick-tit's tick-tit's, I love
Tick-tit's tick-tit's
Tick-tit's, dick-slit, sick shit ahhh!
Her suffering is over now
She found death, I pray
Her body so covered in insects
Haven't seen her face for days
Her mung-encrusted 'ginal hole
Became a swarming insect bowl
Baggy and saggy and puffy and gross
The talk of the town!
The toast of the coast!