GWAR - Venom of the Platypus lyrics

[GWAR - Venom of the Platypus lyrics]

Awaken now by my command
Summoned from the darkness to my voice
Come, little one
The time has come to start this

Hooked up we hunt
Bring to me my meat online
My greed won't admit defeat

Buy me a sword buy me a gun
There's gonna be a fight buy me a war
Buy me it all buy me a life

Make my life easier
Leave the booty at my front door
Bring me all my lesser wants
I forgot I asked for

Don't want use brain i won't think no more
Don't want to learn a thing
Or do another chore



Buy me a sword buy me a gun
There's gonna be a fight buy me a war
Let's have some fun out of the lamp tonight
Buy me a sword i want free shipping
I want it overnight buy me a war
Buy me it all buy me a life

So many things I need to know
Stop everything and look it up
What's in stock? Where is Bangkok?
How many ounces in a cup?
Does rock cocaine get out blood stains?
Tell me where can I buy phlegm?
What is my pronoun?
Am I a he, a she or them?

You're my genie my monkey's paw
Every wish and base desire
You grant them all
I love the gifts you give me
Fraudulent facts if I don't like the truth
I can always send it back

Buy me a sword buy me a gun
There's gonna be a fight buy me a war
Let's have some fun a mail-order wife
Buy me a sword i want free shipping
I want it overnight buy me a war
Buy me it all buy me a life

You give me what I ask you for
But never what I really want
You don't begrudge and never judge
My darkest kinks, you never taunt
No "good", no "bad", you don't get mad
You never show contempt or scorn
You don't look down on my choice of porn

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