GWAR - Jägermonsta lyrics
[GWAR - Jägermonsta lyrics]
Jägermonsta!
If you look at it, you'll get drunk
The frothing mass of filthy chunk
The flooding eye, the boiling spew
To kick the ass of little
Fucking punks like you
Seeking ancient wisdom
Drinking with the gods
Rolling in the gutter
Craving bloated bloody scrod
Where it came from none can say
Though they do so anyway
Memories of brain cells lost
Promoting drunken holocaust
Try beware the fury of the Jägermonsta
Try you drink, you die
Try beware the fury of the Jägermonsta
Try you drink, you die
Drinking, drinking, going down
Drowning in another round
A drunk who got what he deserved
At least he's really well-preserved
The Jägermonsta comes to slay
Making you get drunk today
Drive your car until it skids
Into a busload of retarded kids
Who burn alive, you drunken fuck
And then get hit by another truck
Yes, bleeding retards in the dirt
The funny thing is you're not hurt
The cops don't come, you get away
You'll live to drink another day hooray!
Every stupid thing I do
The Jägermonsta tells me to!
Bring forth now the virgin
Soon her flesh to flay
What, she's not a virgin? Well
Let's kill her anyway
That means we can fuck her
And fuck her we will
Then we will go get drunk and
Find someone else to kill
Drunken vengeance from the grave
Hooves are flailing, nailing slaves
Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay!
Beware the fury of the Jägermonsta!
If you look at it, you'll get drunk
The frothing mass of filthy chunk
The flooding eye, the boiling spew
To kick the ass of little
Fucking punks like you
Seeking ancient wisdom
Drinking with the gods
Rolling in the gutter
Craving bloated bloody scrod
Where it came from none can say
Though they do so anyway
Memories of brain cells lost
Promoting drunken holocaust
Try beware the fury of the Jägermonsta
Try you drink, you die
Try beware the fury of the Jägermonsta
Try you drink, you die
Drinking, drinking, going down
Drowning in another round
A drunk who got what he deserved
At least he's really well-preserved
The Jägermonsta comes to slay
Making you get drunk today
Drive your car until it skids
Into a busload of retarded kids
Who burn alive, you drunken fuck
And then get hit by another truck
Yes, bleeding retards in the dirt
The funny thing is you're not hurt
The cops don't come, you get away
You'll live to drink another day hooray!
Every stupid thing I do
The Jägermonsta tells me to!
Bring forth now the virgin
Soon her flesh to flay
What, she's not a virgin? Well
Let's kill her anyway
That means we can fuck her
And fuck her we will
Then we will go get drunk and
Find someone else to kill
Drunken vengeance from the grave
Hooves are flailing, nailing slaves
Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay!
Beware the fury of the Jägermonsta!