Home Brew - Tuesday lyrics

Hey anyone seen the phone?
Oh yea sweet, oh nah sweet got it
0800 ASB ASB welcome to AS- Yeeeah fuck that
Continued beeping
Im sorry, you have entered an invalid- Mtch
Mouth sounds continued beeps
The current balance of your 00 bursary
Cheque, is $1999-" Yeeah" overdrawn
And the available balance is $0 and 5 cents
(Fucking piece of shit)

I'm rolling up the tube to get
The last drop of toothpaste
Feel like an epileptic in an
Egg and spoon race tired as
Tryna tie my jeans up with my shoelace
"Sorry sir
It's declined" FUCK I hate tuesdays!
All the food inside the fridge is
Way past the used dates
'Bread's covered in green
The cheddars covered in blue veins
Out of washing powder
My hoodie's covered in food stains
Pulling all the pillows off the couch
To find some loose change
Oh fuck! 'Got a migraine
It feels like I just drunk
A yard glass of nightshade
Try stay happy but it's
Hard when your lightweight
And ten dollar' gas don't get
You down your drive-way
"Hi hey just a loaf of bread and this pie eh"
"it'll be 495 thanks, have a nice day!"
"what the fuck?"
"whats wrong, you alright mate?"
"what the hell is in
This pie bro? Whitebait?"
For fucks sake man that's rough
What are these? It costs a couple G's now to
Buy a block of cheese
And 5 bucks for broccoli like
These grow off of tree's
And 6 bucks for lettuce? Shit it's
Just a lot of leaves! While rich cats are on
Overseas shopping sprees
I’m on a comedown from the weekend
That I spent popping E’s
My flat mate's like "who drunk
My beer?" wasn't me
And on top of all of that bullshit
I've lost my keys! Plus the warrants up
Im late with the rego i say a pray-er that
The radiator doesn't explode
Rolling down town in a car thats on death-row
(road) that starts making weird noises when
The water gets low
But, I guess though, I'm blessed though
Don't need a mood-change
Ain't like I'm about to be
Zapped by no doom ray
And even though I feel like I'm
Bottom of the food chain
It ain't nothing new eh
It's just another Tuesday

Woah woah oh yeah, yeah