IAMe - Ninja Defense lyrics

Homicides, suicides oh man, you fantasize
Warning signs, cries for help
Can lives be spared? Or speared
It appears my anger issues have even started
To rub off on my cat he sighs, it's weird
He attacks the smallest stuff
Tiger all viscous i carry a voodoo doll
Not at all superstitious
Sometimes I just get a little stab-y
Stab happy, stab mad, is that bad?
Truth is, I'm jealous of that tabby
Cause he don't have to explain is actions
I do first the counselors and priests
Then police in courtrooms truth is, ya'll
I'm a little less than law-abiding
But, I'm not that violent
Okay, only thing I was really lying
About was thе voodoo doll
That shit about my cat was true
The shit about my past is too
And all I'm really asking is for
Onе little fast "boo hoo"
Oh, is that too much?
I'll settle for letting some
Of your plasma loose so let's see now
How much do you have to lose?

And I ain't here to hurt nobody
I just came to get down (Down, down, down)
Drown my troubles in the Jameson
And keep the conversations profound
(Profound, f-f-found, found)
And I ain't here to hurt nobody
So what's up with the attitude?
(Attitude, attitude, attitude)
I ain't here to hurt nobody
But if I have to then I have to

But, I don't think that defense will hold up
But we'll see
Jury of my peers, that's unlikely
I'm in a league of my own, your honor
And I don't see Madonna or
Rosie O'Donnell on the panel
I'm like Obama as a panhandler
It's time for some change
Minus the campaign on every channel
Maybe U dot-S dot narcissist
With the business model
Follow in the foot-stomps of Steve Jobs
Bit the apple but more new apps and new
Products than new jobs
So I collect unemployment that's ample
Amble with my iPod
And my pot, and yeah right, God I wish
This grind is endless, no time to twist trees
Just load the bong fast as high-speed Comcast
In this world that's gone mad
You gots to have gonads
It's fantastic, that's sarcasm
In case you couldn't tell
In case you dim, I'll leave you lit up well
Smack you so hard it leave a welt
I'll wail on your ass
Somebody tell Peter help i don't even care

And I ain't here to hurt nobody
I just came to get down (Down, down, down)
Drown my troubles in the Jameson
And keep the conversations profound
(Profound, f-f-found, found)
And I ain't here to hurt nobody
So what's up with the attitude?
(Attitude, attitude, attitude)
I ain't here to hurt nobody
But if I have to then I have to