King Geedorah - The Fine Print lyrics

Render unto Geedorah what is Geedorah's
Ten to one he sees ya through
A beaker and a tweezers
Read the fine print and be like
"What's the big deal?"
Spun wheels of steel since
Broke wheel Big Wheel
Back when it was greasy S-curl
Now it's easy dread
Had a rhyme on how they used to
Tease him 'bout his peasy head
Yes-yes-y'all to the beat
Have it bald or Avacor
Have it your way, or grab his drawer
Jabberjaw since two tone Lee's
These new phonies is boney ho's
Lonely, like cheese and balogna only
I could've broke my "sacro-philly-ac"
Silly grind, Billy Jack, illy nine
Milli black listen to it go "bang!" Through
And through a Kangol


A strange combination of a king
Who teach slang flow
Two-thirds slow, one-third amazing
Wonder words
Fine sponsor of this Thunderbird occasion
And have an iller rhyme
At least by Miller Time collect the skrilla
And geese with a killer dime
Met her out in Killa Queens
Originally she from the Philippines
I love the way she fill her jeans
Still a teen, and made for strange bedfellows
Okay, so it's head to elbows for shell-toes
Uh oh, heads up! There she blows
A whole load of Head & Shoulders
And who care where she goes
Let the music take control
Just don't let the evildoers abuse it and
Use it to take your soul
It's like putting fire to fake gold
It turn colors and get duller than a bake
Roll with no butter
The shutter of a cake hole
Who break drakes 'til it get
Old and flake mold
Cornball, have 'em seeing white stars
I warned y'all
Like getting hit with a bottle
Of Mo' from Sean Paul
"He not white" oh, he mad light though
Either which way
They not ready for the lightning show
They can't scandalize mine
You could ask a swine who
Can't stands when I shine
Geedorah the professor
Add a question to the lessons
He suggest you get a full
Assessment instead of guessing
It's too stressing
Did he stutter like rookie yes-men?
Or did he just bring the butter
Like the cookie chessmen
This just in: they ain't even worth the worry
Lying on their first birth
And couldn't even hurt a Smurf-berry
Hear ye, hear ye! How dare ye
Go up against the king who
Do his thing tri-yearly?
They too carefree with their
Mouths around here off with his head
And display it at Town Square
On top a seven feet spike
Make sure it's on tight
In light of when the peasants throw
Stones with all their might
Skull get smashed for weeks
'Til vulture beaks eats the last
Meat off the cheeks
Maybe then they'll know the
Right words to speak
Out loud, at home, in the world
Or in the streets
There's no escape, just in case
All the kings' mens and 'em
Decides to go apes
The most slick talking of burly guys
Get caught early and boiled in
Oil like curly fries
Even those that's Mr furley's size
That earned the fate
Can all get burned at the stake
Send word to his closest kins
That for his sins
We claim his throne, his providence
And it's citizens
In the name of King Geedorah!
Don't make him catch a seizure
"We regret that you have not
Yet complied with our order
We interpret this as a negative reply
We are prepared therefore to
Conquer the earth"
"We have stationed King Geedorah
In the Western Hemisphere
Geedorah was always one of their weapons
And King Geedorah is completely controlled by
Our computers through magnetic waves"
"Are you a homo? (Like the others)
We help thousands of homos every month!"
"All I’m saying right
Is in the old days right
The women knew who the women were
The men knew who the men were
The women knew who the men were
And the men knew who the women were"
"I'm here to tell you that the future
Of your planet is at stake
I urge that you transmit that message
To the nations of the Earth"
"Now do you feel like telling
Me where your leader is?"