Kle Shay - Stupid White lyrics

There are white folks
And then there are ignorant
Mothafuckas like you!

I be on my Suit and Tie shit, tie shit, tie
I be on my Suit and Tie shit, tie shit
Let me show you a few things, a few things
A few things little baby, cause
I be on my Stupid White shit, White shit
(check it)
I be on my Stupid White shit, White shit
Let me show you a few things
Let me show you a few things

Wait a minute, you ready for em, Kle Shay?
Shiiit I can't wait wait wait til I
Get you on this circumcized dick
Certain size dick certain to like it
I hate cursing, but fuck this sex is a hex
Who's next to come on aboard
While I cum on a bored chick
I won the award, just kidding
I wasn't even nominated
They gave it to Dakota Fanning? Her
Movie was a snores fest!
Of course let's get back to
The subject at hand
The mixtape the public demands
Wanna download it to their porn disc drive
Drive by! Pedestrians in a panic when
I sped in and out of traffic
Then swerved like Big Sean into a garbage can
And knocked over a Manican
Frankly man, I'm done being
Trevor and Michael
I'm guess I'm just gonna have
To switch to Franklin
On my Suit and Tie, headed to a funeral
Lookin killer as usual
That sentence is reducible get it?
I've been murderin lines since a juvenile
But now I'm just doing community service
I guess that constitutes as constitutional
Girl you're beautiful
I swear to Jésus your booty's insane
And it's got the same logic as Cain, doable
And if it's mutual you should
Know I'm ready to slay
This might sound unsual
But my dong like a cudicle
It'll keep growin and growin until
It's get in the way yeah I'm stupid okay
I just wanna be true to you babe
I only flew in ya cave to make you
Recreate the same sounds that a Lugia makes
I'm looney deranged, maybe slightly depraved
But don't deprive me of that one thing
I'm looking ta take
You on a date, I promise I'll be behaved
Then be headed
We'll be frenchin call me Louis the 8th
In my studio makin songs about
Nonsense to put on
A blank disc and sell it to blind kids
Got this fake blonde bitch, wantin
To date Josh Lynch
Wait that's Kate Gosselin damn
Told her to drop off the
Twins and the sextuplets
Then pop out them twins, and get sexed up
Let's
Use a condom though, let's be honest yo
We all know you hate those kids
And besides "Kate Plus 9"
Doesn't make much sense
The clothes came off
And despite her fertitility rate
I was surprised to see she had
Kept her body in shape
Tiny waist, legs lookin great
I said damn, baby girl
Now that's a figure of 8
They said I'm vulgar
But I'm just pickin like a Vulture
But you know I kill these rappers
THEN I FUCK EM! God, dahmer
God damn her and her friends are comin over
Oh, her friends owe her favors? Oh
I guess O-R-G-Y! Oh my God!
You're probably wonderin what the
Fuck I'm doing, baby I don't know
I'm just shootin lines, movin dimes
Boostin rides i'm a stupid guy
Rappin like it's Christmas time
Pickin like a soup or side
She's wet like a slip and slide
One night stand with that
Fake blonde chick again, that's do or die
My taste in woman is killer
Youth are niiiiice
Say you don't get it, well how confused am I
Wasn't this song supposed to be
About a Suit and Tie? Doesn't matter though
I be on my bladder flow
Cause all my tracks are piss
Poor, but urine to it, aren't you?
You ain't mindin my P, or Q's
So why should I?
You ain't buyin my CD are you?
So why should I try?
I'm one of those greatest of all timers
No hand shake
I got no respect for you other rhymers
No hand shake
I'm bout to take all you guys out, no mandate
And yes I'll flatten you, no pancake
I know you're trying to get seen bitch
Well this the last take
Ain't given no handouts for
You charity cases, no tax break
I'm makin noise like a rat-snake
Watch for the attack
And all you bitches thinkin
That you can relate, drop the sister act!
Top down, let them peaks show
Yo top down, let the speaks blow
Top down, and them girls got der bottoms up
Top down, we drinkin and drivin, bottoms up
Put dem bottles up, put dem bottles up
No seriously here the cops come
Put them bottles up!
DUI is a serious offense
Now I'm seriously in prison
Now I'm seriously pissed fuck da west coast
I think that rivarly still exists
If not, then fuck Canada! Bring it bitch!
I roll spliffs and got money in the bank
More specifially, in a savings bond
I'm preparing for my future
I fuck hoes in the back of the Rolls
Mom told me to respect women
Sorry that I called you a ho
Woke up in a Oldsmobile, with a Olsen twin
She was gettin low for the kid
While I was holdin the wheel
But just to clarify
I mean she didn't talk much during the ride
It wasn't sexual, I was babysittin
Yeah the ladies blowin up my phone
They be callin call me LeBron, bitch
Cause I be balding i mean ballin
I got woman all over me, I
Don't know what to do
They be givin me a kiss and a smooch
But on the cheek, she
Said we're not together, we're just dawgs
So I just wanna know one thing
Would you screw the pooch?
Yeah I'm just rapping like I
Got nothing to lose
But I got nothing to gain either
So what's the use?
My last name is Lynch, bitch
And I brought a noose
So I swear to God, you better mow my grass
Jésus you don't have to be a Christian
To be a god hey Zeus!
I be on my 40's Suit & Tie shit hey Zoots!
You fat bitches need a place to stay? Hey
Zoos! And get a personal chef
How bout Issac Hayes? Oops he's dead
I'm just tryna hit it and beat it baby
I'm not tryna be violent
Yes I wanna dunk my balls in you
But I ain't gon force it, no Kobe Bryant
Got you so wet, I'm Poseidon
Let me show you my trident
Lemme show you why she said my
Dick looks like Andre The Giant!
I'm a Pseudo tyrant don't discriminate
I got Sioux and Tai chicks
I suture rhymes so supersized
And hard they're suet-like
Causing mass suicides from the shit I spew
To suer lines like some sewer pipes
I'm so soothin right?
Baby I know you're one of those supra
Types, don't care about the suitor's size
You just wanna be suited right?
So come on over for a pursuant night
And hell baby, I'll even wear my Suit and Tie
I guess what I'm trying to say is
My balls are swinging back and forth
For your love for your love

This shit's getting way to complicated for me