Kyle Exum - Dad’s Plan (God’s Plan Parody) lyrics

Boy I wish you would, wish
You would, wish you would, wish you
I wish you'd try me yeah

Boy, know I'm your dad
Don't start no trouble with me
Tryna keep this belt on is a struggle for me
Look at this mess that I had
To come home to see
Clean this up, boy (Okay)
Don't you talk back to me
This hurts you, but not more than it hurts me
Be more like your brother
That boy listens to me
Now clean the grass - Mom
Said I don't have to
Your mama's not home, boy
Rules are different with me

Dad's plan, Dad's plan
Whoop my kids, sometimes I won't
(yeah, I should though)
I play games, nah, sike, I don't
(Don't play no games, nah)
Don't like rules? Then there's the door
(Adios, yeah) i'm your Dad, that's DAD
(Do As Demanded, yeah)
Bought the shoes that's on your feet
(yeah, fresh, yeah)
I make sure my children eat
(yeah, of course, yeah) and still

Bad things y'all keep doing bad things
Boy I wish you would, wish
You would, wish you would, wish you
I wish you'd try me yeah
Bad things y'all keep doing bad things
Boy I wish you would, wish
You would, wish you would, wish you
I wish you'd try me yeah, ayy

He said "Do you love me?"
I told him "Only partly
I only love my belt and your mama
I'm sorry" turn this off, boy
Do you know how much this cost me?
Off the phone
That's probably why you're failing awfully
I have no B's bump a 92 I want 103's, boy
Without me and mom, boy, you would not be
Least you could do is bring A's, not 80's

Dad's plan, Dad's plan
Whoop my kids, sometimes I won't
(yeah, I should though)
I play games, nah, sike, I don't
(Don't play no games, nah)
Don't like rules? Then there's a door
(Adios, yeah) i'm your Dad, that's DAD
(Do As Demanded, yeah)
Bought the shoes that's on your feet
(yeah, fresh, yeah)
I make sure my children eat
(yeah, of course, yeah) and still

Bad things y'all keep doing bad things
Boy I wish you would, wish
You would, wish you would, wish you
I wish you'd try me yeah
Bad things y'all keep doing bad things
Boy I wish you would, wish
You would, wish you would, wish you
I wish you'd try me yeah, ayy