Kyle Exum - The Social Media Apps Rap Battle lyrics

First off you a snitch
I ain't even 'bout to cap that
Old news, yeah I'm talking like a snapback
Think you're the biggest app in
Store? You ain't half that
Oh I bet you're really bouta snap
Like a KitKat,  snitch snack
TikTok ain't with the chitchat B
Heard you're ducking me like a bitmoji
You're the greatest if we're
Talking past tenses
You're dropping just like WAP
That's Weakest App Present
Trend like M to the B
I'm like a Benz to you Jeeps
I'm the trend to your Tweets
I'm a 10 to you 3's
The weekend to the week
Snap again like besties
Threaten users not to lose 'em
You belong to the streaks


Both got vids, but I just do 'em better
You're the YouTube Rewind of
The social networks but compared to IG
You're as "reel" as ever
Steal and changing features
Talking Kylie Jenner that's that
I start up careers, you start drama acts
Even told Screenshot, he's locked up, rat
All that chat but never catch you live, Snap
You've got bitmojis but I'm a bit more G
You don't need Corona
Still they're social distancing
Turn you ghost just like your logo, simple
RIP, I'm talking Rest In Pixels

Hope you got facts that can back that
I'm Snapchat
It'd be rude if I don't snap back
TikTok's just a daycare
With some soundtracks
Half your users still get naps
And pack a fruit snack
Bet you think it's really been your year
I'll Thanos Snap make half
Your users disappear
I'll tell you a story, Once Upon a Time
Network of the hour's had his 59
Like Hickory Dickory Dock
You suck like a tic and
You're really all talk
Should call you TikToxic, just make drama pop
TikTok you're just KidsBop with
Clickbait on top all you're bugs
You're app the ghetto gra ta ta ta
No one wants you
Microsoft had to adopt ta ta ta
Yeah you're IT if we're talking the clown
Everybody knows your next big trend is down

Little apps, imma have to see ID's
All y'all wish that you could be IG
Won't show whole faces
They're embarrased bout it
I've got Cardi on me, you got DJ Khaled
Hickory Dickory Dock
Aye you stole my stories!
It's different, just watch
All of your stories put Gen Z to sleep
You're Snap but I'll make you a memory
Like TikTok's bouta be
Of all your music trends
I'd have to say TikTok's my favorite banned
(band)
All your For You page is full of babies
Think you're Father Time
YouTube Rewind maybe
And YouTube, watch a vid on How To Leave
All you're good for's break
Ups and apologies all your How To workouts
And you still ain't my size
Gram, I'm buffer than you
Oh you buffer alright

Oh is that right? All these play buttons
Start with me it's on sight
Gram, you're OG but original
You're frontin'
You and your egg relate: You
Both blew up for nothing
Stealing features, got your Dad's genetics
Even make up apps can't
Fix that imperfection
You're an Alpha capper, no frat business
Only drip you've got is
From your catfishin' no filter on it
Remember years ago when you
Were really poppin'?
Your stories weak, like lullibies, lectures
Use you when they're bored
You're just a side network
Like I'm food poisoned from a Travy Patty
I'm in Sicko Mode
You were destined to die out
Check your logo bro thought you snapped
But crackle popped from pressure
A Pinocchio, you ain't a real network
TicTac, better sit back too
Every Tok Star wants to be on YouTube
You ain't Among Us, an imposter to me
Made more corny moves for
Views than Musically keep it 1080p
You ain't what you claim like
A Tweetie Ice Cream
Without the D'Amelios you'd be deceased
Musically to banned, the real M to the B

Snapchat Thanos Snaps TikTok on accident
TikTok: Kyle, I don't feel so good
TikTok dies kyle: SNAPCHAT!
Snapchat: Oops