Kyle Exum - The Teacher Rap lyrics

Y'all wanna act up
And act like I ain't gon' do nothing
Maybe if I do this in your language
You'll understand

You never wanna focus, pay more attention
Are you on your phone? What?
That's a detention
Don't just say the answer
You better raise your hand too
Can I use the bathroom?
I don't know, can you?
Hey, no eating food in my class
What, you have food too
Ayy, don't worry 'bout that
Now who wants to come answer this
It's really simple math oh, no
Kyle, why don't you come show the class?

Okay, what can I do for you today?
I just wanted to come in and
Talk to you about my grade
I don't really get why I got 50%
The paper was great but you didn't indent
Come on professor, you're being ridiculous
Maybe you'd do better if you were listening
Can't do simple math and you
Act like I'm the problem
You never taught us this
If you studied you would've got 'em

Talk to me class, there are no dumb questions
Why is X squared?
Did you listen to the lesson?
Fact, you should know this from last year
Guess I gotta give more homework
For the slackers here can I get a drink?
Only thirst you should have is for knowledge
Always leaving class
How do you think you'll get into college
Kyle, I'm done with these games
Go to the office, they'll let you explain

Ayy, don't you chew that gum
Ayy, walk these halls, don't run
Ayy, your work's never done
All these "ayy's" but you can't get one A
Maybe 'cause you never wanna study
Should be chillin' with the books
Not out chillin' with your buddy
Playing all these games, boy
That's why you have a D
Listen to Playboi Carter but you
Can't listen to me it's been 4 months
Can we get our grades please?
I'll take my time, don't you try to rush me
I've got so much work to grade
Compared to yours it's nothing
Then give less work don't you
Try to judge me! Hey, stay in your seat
I just dropped my pen that don't
Mean that you can leave
Teacher, there's a fire! Raise your
Hand before you speak
If the school burns down
We're still gonna have our test this week

Here's my work okay, have a nice day
Kyle, I never got your essay
Wait, what? I gave it to you yesterday
I think I'd remember if you
Handed me the page guess it's a zero
Come on, that's not right
Don't get mad at me
You should've done it on time
You're missing work from the other night too
I was sick doesn't mean you can't do what
You're supposed to do
I swear, you love coming up with excuses
Got time to complain but got no time to do it
Come on professor, just give me a chance
A good student would've done this in advance
Besides, if you're sick
You should come tell
How long does it take to send an email?
Teacher I sent one and they all say sent
Well I didn't get it
Then who got 'em then?

Alright, who's gonna answer this today?
Steve (12) , Yup, you need to participate
Sir, I tried, none of this is easy
You can do this stuff believe me, look
Two plus two is four (Right)
Four plus two is six (Right)
Then you take it, set it to
The limit, use rule of division
Then just substitute for the derivative
I quit hey, wait, this is your future
Unless you wanna never have a
Job and be a loser
Should be hitting books instead of
Tryna hit the folks
Swear I'm tired of you all treating
Class like it's a joke matter fact
I'm assigning homework after this
Thirty pages due tomorrow on all calculus
Yes Kyle? When will we use this in life?
Just do what you're assigned

Better study more
Or you're never gonna pass
Hey don't pack up
There's still four seconds of class
It's not my fault you don't
Get what this is, any questions?
Uh, yeah no? Okay, pop quiz
Hold up professor, you know this ain't right
This isn't even close to what
Was on the study guide
You should've studied more if you
Didn't see it there
Don't blame me if you didn't come prepared

Ayy, focus don't talk to your mans
Ayy, can't keep your phone in your pants?
Ayy, y'all listen to X but can't find it
Y'all better to Look At
Me unless I'm silent
Gotta use the bathroom? Should've
Gone before class you're late
It just rang but you don't have a pass
Hey, put that snack away
There's no eating in my room (bell rings)
Hey, the bell doesn't dismiss you, I do