Kyle Exum - Mr. Drip (Ric Flair Drip parody) lyrics

Late to class a minute that's an AB (Absent)
Mr johnson's not here so you get me
(yeah, he's gone)
I'm 'gon suspend you and your bestie yeah

But I

Boy I heard you talking do not test me yeah
Mr drip don't do nothing slick
None of y'all are here so
Lets go through attendence keylee?

You mean, Kyle?

I don't care what it is
Bell doesn't dismiss you now
Prepare for a quiz
Ok class you 'gon carry the 2

Uh, sir this is spanish class

Don't tell me what to do!
Aye no eating in here that's
A detention for you

We're allowed to

I'm your teacher now, I make the rules!
Y'all need to pull up your grades
A lot of F's not a lot of A's
(You're failing)
Never hesitate to give an F that's every day
(facts)

Can't we watch a movie!

Nope, you're gonna learn today
(We're learning)
Soon as a question is asked
All y'all better participate
Put your mind on this or
I'll take your iPhone

You're a sub, you can't do that

Boy I do what I want
Aye sit down you're not going 'till
I say that I'm done
Aye no running 'round hallways it's
This class that I run

Late to class a minute that's an AB (Absent)
Mr johnson's not here so you get me
(yeah, he's gone)
I'm 'gon suspend you and your bestie yeah
Boy I heard you talking do not test me yeah
Mr drip don't do nothing slick
None of y'all are here so
Let's go through attendence keylime?

What- It's Kyle?

I don't care what it is
Bell doesn't dismiss you now
Prepare for a quiz
Got my MBA so don't you play with me
(Official, yeah)
Boy keep acting up and you 'gon stay with me
(after class)
Don't ask me a question, I can't help you
(Can't, nope)

Can I use the bathroom?

Tell me, can you? (That's a joke)
We're not the same
I'm teaching you're learning
It's simple calculuses

Can you do this?

I bet I uh boy don't ask just listen
Aye don't be lazy, finish your pages
They're due in 20 minutes
I made this thing mandatory
That means you have to finish

Aye why did you give me an F?

We all learned not to do that

Well, I do things different
(I'm different, yeah)
I'm giving you busy work
Like y'all some raffle winners
Aye don't you pack your stuff
I've still got half a minute

Late to class a minute that's an AB (Absent)
Mr johnson's not here so you get me
(yeah, he's gone)
I'm 'gon suspend you and your bestie yeah
Boy I heard you talking do not test me yeah
Mr drip don't do nothing slick
None of y'all are here so
Let's go through attendence icejjfish?

It's Kyle

I don't care what it is
Bell doesn't dismiss you now
Prepare for a quiz