Kyle Exum - The middle vs mom rap battle lyrics
[Kyle Exum - The middle vs mom rap battle lyrics]
Boy it's clean the dish or the switch
How you poppin' out?
See that dang phone you got's the
Reason your grades droppin' now
Don't you back talk when I talk
Still ain't learned but now?
I'll pop up with that
Heat, like this grease
You can't burn me now
Child of mine I wish you'd try
Boy I'm 45 but whoop like 24
Tryna waste my cash, we're out of that
You know there's always more!
You're full of it
Paid for all your clothes but
You still throw a fit
Failed basic trig, can you even
Do it?, that's irrelevant
Don't question it
Single digit test scores' the
Reason you're single
Think I'm made of cash?
Then what's that Mom?
My business cause we grown
Acting like on you we've been harder
We treat all of y'all equal
Wait wait hold up
We've got another one? when'd
We make a sequel?
Bros they told, Chuck E Cheese they go
Who you gon' stand behind?
Boy don't lie your girlfriend's the only
One who's gon' take your side
You're lazy huh?, room is looking rough
Worse than your dusty cut face it
If your hairline's your lifeline it's
Time to pull the plug you're acting tough
Like your mail it barely opened up today
Even when the food's really bussin'
You never clean your plate
You're really done, like that
Nasty stuff you drink, i tasted some
I won this, wait why?, because I said so
I'm not the one!
Oh you're not the one but
That's the age you're acting middle child
In case you forgot thought I'd
Save you from asking
Oh I'm lazy? must be in
The genes you passed me
Feels like Christmas to me how you
Had nothing good in your wrapping
Even with my grocery shoes on
You're the only trippin'
Got food and forgot about me
Aye that's family tradition
Listen to the last tear bender
Always got something to tell
You pop off like you lounge on couches
Can't get control-a yourself
I'm really done
Second born? uh huh but put last every time
Crossed the line when you started giving
Cards with no cash inside you see the signs
Stress the whole house out
Without good reason why
Made Dad's hairline market McDonald's
Doing the toosie slide
If I clean up nobody notices it
I'm Nanny Phantom
Grandma'd never let me leave hungry
's why I got Granny fandom
Your blame's more contagious then Covid
Always catch it why bother?
All my bros are really just quarters
How they change for a dollar
You're just like your brands are, always off
Said if I can pass gas I can pass my class
And where's the flaw?
Feel like homework, cause we forget bout you
You start problems with me need that belt
You buckle under pressure 'less
It comes to Timmy treated worse
They all got dessert all I got was deserted
Half the time you're more dead wrong
Than how your emojis are worded
Grades you hid from Grandma explains why
You don't know Caring from Karen
Rule 1 of avoided whoopings: Mama's
Still got 'em some parents
How you poppin' out?
See that dang phone you got's the
Reason your grades droppin' now
Don't you back talk when I talk
Still ain't learned but now?
I'll pop up with that
Heat, like this grease
You can't burn me now
Child of mine I wish you'd try
Boy I'm 45 but whoop like 24
Tryna waste my cash, we're out of that
You know there's always more!
You're full of it
Paid for all your clothes but
You still throw a fit
Failed basic trig, can you even
Do it?, that's irrelevant
Don't question it
Single digit test scores' the
Reason you're single
Think I'm made of cash?
Then what's that Mom?
My business cause we grown
Acting like on you we've been harder
We treat all of y'all equal
Wait wait hold up
We've got another one? when'd
We make a sequel?
Bros they told, Chuck E Cheese they go
Who you gon' stand behind?
Boy don't lie your girlfriend's the only
One who's gon' take your side
You're lazy huh?, room is looking rough
Worse than your dusty cut face it
If your hairline's your lifeline it's
Time to pull the plug you're acting tough
Like your mail it barely opened up today
Even when the food's really bussin'
You never clean your plate
You're really done, like that
Nasty stuff you drink, i tasted some
I won this, wait why?, because I said so
I'm not the one!
Oh you're not the one but
That's the age you're acting middle child
In case you forgot thought I'd
Save you from asking
Oh I'm lazy? must be in
The genes you passed me
Feels like Christmas to me how you
Had nothing good in your wrapping
Even with my grocery shoes on
You're the only trippin'
Got food and forgot about me
Aye that's family tradition
Listen to the last tear bender
Always got something to tell
You pop off like you lounge on couches
Can't get control-a yourself
I'm really done
Second born? uh huh but put last every time
Crossed the line when you started giving
Cards with no cash inside you see the signs
Stress the whole house out
Without good reason why
Made Dad's hairline market McDonald's
Doing the toosie slide
If I clean up nobody notices it
I'm Nanny Phantom
Grandma'd never let me leave hungry
's why I got Granny fandom
Your blame's more contagious then Covid
Always catch it why bother?
All my bros are really just quarters
How they change for a dollar
You're just like your brands are, always off
Said if I can pass gas I can pass my class
And where's the flaw?
Feel like homework, cause we forget bout you
You start problems with me need that belt
You buckle under pressure 'less
It comes to Timmy treated worse
They all got dessert all I got was deserted
Half the time you're more dead wrong
Than how your emojis are worded
Grades you hid from Grandma explains why
You don't know Caring from Karen
Rule 1 of avoided whoopings: Mama's
Still got 'em some parents