Kyle Exum - The Mom Rap lyrics

You never do anything around this house
Better wash those dishes
Better watch that mouth
Getting those grades up is what
You're about to do okay, mom!
Boy, don't get an attitude

You are so lazy, always on that couch
I brought you in this world
I can take you right out
You've got time to clean this house if
You've got time to check your phone
Alright mom, I got it!
Don't give me that tone

Everything you have is what I've gave to you
All the cash you have is
What I've paid to you
Now go clean your room
I'm not a maid to you
I don't want to hear you complaining too


You're selfish
Never want to do a thing, you're helpless
Can't make a living off of
Taking all those selfies
Get up off that phone
Using that thing isn't healthy
Anything you wanna tell your followers
Come tell me

I know you're not failing a class
Ou focus on those girls
But can't focus on your task?
Mom, this is Calc, it's really hard to pass
I bet that you could do it
If you didn't give me sass
Next time, sit and pay attention
I don't want to see you
Go and serve detention
How're you gonna graduate and get
A job and pension
If you can't even learn to
Answer one Calc question?
Can you even do it? That's not important
I wanna know why this house
Is looking like a forest
I asked one task then you say "I forgot"
You said clean the whole house
That's not even a lot!

Look at this mess, you better clean this room
Get those chores done, this is your house too
I don't care who made this
Mess, you're gonna clean it, that's that
Alright mom, relax!
Boy, don't be talking back!

You're so ungrateful, you never wanna listen
Too young to go out
But old enough to clean dishes
If your grades aren't A's
I'm takin that cellphone what? Mom, why?
Because I said so

Better wash the grass
And you better sweep the roof too
That doesn't make sense
You do what I tell you
Talking like you're grown
If you'd clean I wouldn't nag
If you've got an attitude
You can go and pack your bag
You always wanna sit around but
Never want to help me
Better take care of the trash
And stop taking a selfie
Can't even finish doing one simple task
You never said to do that
I shouldn't have to ask!

Slow way down
Going so fast 'bouta kill me or
'bouta make me have a breakdown
Better hit the brake now
We're not even moving don't talk to me
The road is what you should be viewing

Driving all crazy
What point are you proving?
'Bouta hurt yourself you clearly don't
Know what you're doing
I passed my test, didn't even try hard
Even if you've got it
You're not driving my car that's not fair!
Do I look like I care?
I'm being nice but you want warfare?
Given the fact that I gave you your life
And a bed for the night
Are you really gon' dare?
Let me answer that: No boy
Listen to the flow
I'm way on top and you're down below
Making a scene, boy this isn't a show
Don't like my rules? You can
Walk out the door

Got all F's and you wonder
Why I'm mad at you
Doing what you want instead of doing
What you have to do grades so low
I can tell that you're slacking through
I have one B b's are really bad for you
You need to find a job always needing money
I'm the one you're trying to rob
While you either sit at home
Or stay on that phone
Or stay tryna hang out with the squad
Boy, that squad won't pay these bills
So don't be acting like you're
Chilling in Beverly Hills hardworking man
That's what you need to learn to be
Before you spend your whole life
Sweeping up at Burger King

Come down stairs, I need your help
Get the remote you can't get it yourself?
Oh here we go you don't ever obey
It's right there, it's like two feet away
Boy I don't play
I've been out here working hard all day
Acting all grumpy like today is Monday
Boy you better listen to what I say
So whatchu 'bouta do? Go and clean your room
Clean mine too
'cause your grandma's coming through
Can you do it? I have work I have to do
Whatchu looking for?
Who you think you're talking to?

I'm not made of money
Always asking for some cash
Carried you for nine months
You can carry out the trash
You never want to come back home by curfew
Mom, wait!
This hurts me more than it hurts you