LEX the Lexicon Artist - 7 Evil Lexes lyrics

Hey it's nice to meet you
Said you saw me at the show thank you
It's an honor and I'm happy you could go
Here's my mailing list and next show
I hope to see you there
That's my standard sales pitch
I can see you don't care
Oh! You wanna buy me a drink, is that so?
You say that I'm an Asian girl
You'd like to get to know?
Slow your roll i can tell
You're tryna take me home
But there are seven things about me
That I think you should know
See there's these people i guess that
You could call it a league
Living deep inside my minds recesses
Full of intrigue
Seven dark and secret egos that
I don't even see
Unless a rando at a show is propositioning me
That's when they step in
My eclectic imperfections all reflected
I keep them all repressed but if I
Freed them they could wreck shit
I'd hate if they attack you
When you least expect it
So let me introduce you to
My seven evil Lexes

OHH! I’m no Manic Pixie
HELL NO! And no man can fix me
But if you wanna get with me
It’s not an easy feat
I got 7 Evil Lexes that you gotta defeat
It's like oHH!
I’m no Manic Pixie hELL NO!
All you Stans can miss me
But if you wanna get with me
It’s not an easy feat
I got 7 Evil Lexes that you gotta defeat
Let’s go

Boom! Surprise!
Spontaneous Lex in her mind’s eye
Got to rap fast, jump sky high, work
Play hard to survive night can you keep up?!
Otherwise, you can call this is a strive-by
No I don’t need a nice guy
Just stimulation all the time right?
Netflix and chill
Only if it’s my favorite anime
Cause everything else I find too boring
So what can I say? I hold loads of energy
If you’re a piece of paper you’re blown away
If you’re uninteresting
Then you’re thrown away

It goes lights, cameras, action, dejection
I’m the second raging ego
Screaming at my reflection
There’s boxes and such
With ridiculous dimensions
And I don’t fit in much
Outside a role in dissent
Cause these arbitrary gender
Roles ain’t worth a bend backwards or even
The two minutes it would take
To kick your ass or the stress in my chest
When the confusion came after
Guess it’s a damn thing I’m
A pretty good actor

OHH! I’m no Manic Pixie
HELL NO! And no man can fix me
But if you wanna get with me
It’s not an easy feat
I got 7 Evil Lexes that you gotta defeat
It's like oHH!
I’m no Manic Pixie hELL NO!
All you Stans can miss me
But if you wanna get with me
It’s not an easy feat
I got 7 Evil Lexes that you gotta defeat
Let’s go

Look, cut the crap and get to the bottom line
Buying this drink doesn't show a
Thing but a dollar sign i'm business brain
You might think that Lex is
Spontaneous cause she entertains
But if you're not practical this
Will end in pain what kind of value can you
Add besides your smile
Can you partner with as
She elevates her profile
Better have some strategy to
Help her hustle harder
Cause it's easy to find another
Dick and a couple dollars holla

Yo - who's the punk ass bitch
The fourth fuckin time they tried to
Get up in our sitch
Which - by the way - is gettin mad played out
Mediocre and pushy - think he got the clout
Ay - we said nah like a million times
Don't get the hint when
We droppin those rhymes
Did we stutter? Why they still in our face?
Imma clock any ho who don't know their place

OHH! I’m no Manic Pixie
HELL NO! And no man can fix me
But if you wanna get with me
It’s not an easy feat
I got 7 Evil Lexes that you gotta defeat
It's like oHH!
I’m no Manic Pixie hELL NO!
All you Stans can miss me
But if you wanna get with me
It’s not an easy feat
I got 7 Evil Lexes that you gotta defeat
Let’s go

Yo, Lex number 6
He should know that we’re the best
Just being in our presence
You are already blessed
If you’re gonna try with all
The chatter and seduction
You should know she can even
Stop a volcanic eruption

Yo number 5
I don’t know if they can handle the
Fact we wax this beat with flames
They couldn’t hold a candle ta
(FIYAR) Twins in the game hit
‘em with that deuce deuce
Stompin’ on these dates like we
Tryna make some fruit juice

Hey hey buddy! I thought by
Now you might’ve lost
But since you made it past six
I’m your final boss
I’m Lex’s deepest secret that
You gotta fight through
She once killed a guy a lot like you
And she might do it again, I ain’t abating
It’s dark in here
And the acoustics are amazing
So go ahead and blame her
Past or call us haters
It’s you against the world now, punk
Ok laters

OHH! I’m no Manic Pixie
HELL NO! And no man can fix me
But if you wanna get with me
It’s not an easy feat
I got 7 Evil Lexes that you gotta defeat
It's like oHH!
I’m no Manic Pixie hELL NO!
All you Stans can miss me
But if you wanna get with me
It’s not an easy feat
I got 7 Evil Lexes that you gotta defeat
Let’s go

Whoo, that was cathartic, now I’m back
I hope you got the chance
To talk with all my evil Lexes
In regards to our romance
They’re such a wacky gang
Really rather charming
But I have to ask if they happened
To blab some facts you found alarming
Cause you look terrified
Oh was it the last guy?
Don’t worry, I’ll spare your life
Although I said that last time
I’ve analyzed all your potential added value
And determined that you’re worth the time
And effort and what have you
As long as you understand that these
Lexes are here to stay
Whether latent or apparent they’ll be
With me either way
Cause I’m a seven dimensional person
Not a stereotype
I got no highlights to punch out
Of my hair in a fight
Nobody’s perfect, I’ve got plenty of baggage
And lots of crosses to bear
Like I’m 21 Savage
But if you learn to accept them
Rather than see them as evil
You could be part of Lex vs the world
THE SEQUEL!

OHH! Need I repeat it again?
HELL NO! See I just need your respect
So if you wanna get with
Me you have my consent
But I got 7 Secret Lexes
That you have to accept i said
OHH! Need I repeat it again?
HELL NO! See I just need your respect
So if you wanna get with
Me you have my consent
But I got 7 Secret Lexes
That you have to accept