The Gregory Brothers, Markiplier - I Don't Wanna Be Free lyrics

Break out? Of this place?
Why would anyone wanna break out?

The outside world recoils in fear
Thinking if they slip up they'll
Get locked up in here
You're killing yourself just to
Make ends meet
While I'm workin' on my tan
And kickin' up my feet
You can't beat livin' in prison
There's always something to do
And ya know who's paying? Everyone but you
Every day I wake up to a nice hot shower
Don't pay the water bill
So I'm scrubbin' for hours
Shoot some hoops
And lift weights in the yard
Maybe blow off some steam
Shiv a rookie guard
And there's nothing more exquisite
Than when I get my
Fourteen-minute conjugal visit!
(Come on and meet the gang)
There's Jimmy the Pickle, and Shithole Hank
He makes the best hooch wine
In his toilet tank
There's Bam-Bam, and Tiny
And Sparkles McGee
And every single one of us scumbags agree

I don't wanna be free
(I don't wanna be free)
Leave me in luxury (Leave me in luxury)
Why try a prison break
When hard time's totally great?
I got a trash pedigree
(I got a trash pedigree)
But in here I'm bourgeoisie
(Hey Ma, look at me)
I never think about the world beyond
The night recalling I killed my mom

No! I don't wanna be
Free! Not the life for me
No! I don't wanna be

Free
Of these amenities
If I tried to live this good out there
I'd have to be a thousandaire
This is where I wanna grow old
So I'm just prayin' I don't make parole
'Cause I don't wanna be free!