Mason Jennings - Your New Man lyrics
[Mason Jennings - Your New Man lyrics]
I was the one who ended up our history
Well, it looks like you wrote
The last page to me
Your friends say you've got a new man
Girl, that's so not cool in so many ways
These were supposed to be
My carefree single days
Instead I'm punching walls and
Coming up with ways
Ways to win you back from your new man
Woah, woah, woah, woah
Woah, woah, woah, woah
Right now, he's a probably moaning your name
The thought of it is driving me insane
Got to get religion just to ease the pain
Thinking about you loving your new man
Well, did you get the literature
I left in your bed? Told ya keep it frozen
It caught fire instead
Have you not heard a single word I've said?
No, you were busy loving your new man
Goodness garage, his name is probably Rog
He probably drives a truck and
His hands are probably big
I bet he fixes things around
Your place when they break
If he says he likes your cooking he's a fake
Girl, please, say, he doesn't tuck
His shirts in, please
Please say, he doesn't wear
A gold chain, please
Things were going great
I even went on a date
Then I found out about your new man
Woah, woah, woah, woah
Woah, woah, woah, woah
Right now, he's a probably moaning your name
The thought of it is driving me insane
Got to get religion just to ease the pain
Thinking about you loving your new man
Well, did you get the literature
I left in your bed? Told ya keep it frozen
It caught fire instead
Have you not heard a single word I've said?
No, you were busy loving your new man
Aw, come on
Holly around the tree that kiss
Was meant for me trust me he'll get way too
Drunk at your Christmas party
Your friends will laugh at first but
As the night gets worst
Collectively they'll run off your new man
And who'll be standing there
Looking like Fred Astaire
Me, and I'll be singing
Where, oh, where have you been all fall?
While I was having a ball
Certainly not with your new man
Woah, woah, woah, woah
Woah, woah, woah, woah
Right now, his a probably crying your name
The thought of it is driving him insane
Got to find another just to ease the pain
Thinking about you loving your new man
Well, did you get the messages
He left on your phone?
Told you that he's sorry and to please
Come home
Maybe you'd of answered but were you alone?
No, you were busy loving your new man, right
You were busy loving your new man, me
You were busy loving your new man
That's right