MC Frontalot - 80085 lyrics
[MC Frontalot - 80085 lyrics]
Last time I had a math class
There wasn't any internet
Invented yet that isn't on the level but
I'll try to pique your interest
With half-truths and lies as ever
MC Frontalot feigns innocence and denies
I won't admit it you can't make me say it:
That I dropped Calc B more
Than a year before Mosaic
Oh, no now it's out
Now it's shouted from the balconies:
That Frontalot's about to be
Engaging in some alchemy
I'll turn a string of operands into some smut
If that sort of thing's offensive
To you keep eyes shut
Or better yet, don't even
Enter, into calculator, song
But, if you're ready to be titillated
Follow along
Ready? Go eighty women went to the podiatrist
Arrive: simultaneous soon the scene's riotous
Nine just leave those in
The difference persevere
Packing up the lobby very tightly, domineered
By one Sally Gorey (that's her given name)
(though her title is Reception
And professional acclaim is due her
'cause she did what needed
Doing) and it's done:
She opened up the schedule
Slotted every single one
But, um not many on a Friday afternoon!
All but an eighteenth of the
Women in the room
Had to vrooooom for each remaining patient
X rays were taken then
The doctor took vacation
Why was that vacation germane to the math?
'Cause of good data policy in
The office and a vast
Abundance of caution on the
Part of our Sally:
Eight backups nightly, automated
And the tally
Only ever shrinking when manually deleted
All of this occurring in the box
Behind reception so she needed
A full backup of that box, noons
These weren't incremental
So her server needs ballooned
Who deserved to flee Duluth? The
Doctor was in Rio
For three work weeks and another
Monday just to be so
Thoroughly relaxed upon return
Have you gathered all the facts
That you needed to discern?
Morning in the office, after vacatings:
Out of those belonging to
The original 80 ladies
How many digital toes were
In images grand total?
Your evidence so far is largely anecdotal
And you're keen to know if
Any had deformity so icky!
Ten toes per customer this
Puzzle: not that tricky
Key in your calc check
Your seven-segment indicator
Now add my eliteness notice that
The sum is greater
Than expected you still have to subtract
Two for a pair of things
Sally has that I lack
I warned you it was kind of
Immature I wasn't skirting the issue
Still you snicker at the calculator
"Dirty! I need a tissue"
There wasn't any internet
Invented yet that isn't on the level but
I'll try to pique your interest
With half-truths and lies as ever
MC Frontalot feigns innocence and denies
I won't admit it you can't make me say it:
That I dropped Calc B more
Than a year before Mosaic
Oh, no now it's out
Now it's shouted from the balconies:
That Frontalot's about to be
Engaging in some alchemy
I'll turn a string of operands into some smut
If that sort of thing's offensive
To you keep eyes shut
Or better yet, don't even
Enter, into calculator, song
But, if you're ready to be titillated
Follow along
Ready? Go eighty women went to the podiatrist
Arrive: simultaneous soon the scene's riotous
Nine just leave those in
The difference persevere
Packing up the lobby very tightly, domineered
By one Sally Gorey (that's her given name)
(though her title is Reception
And professional acclaim is due her
'cause she did what needed
Doing) and it's done:
She opened up the schedule
Slotted every single one
But, um not many on a Friday afternoon!
All but an eighteenth of the
Women in the room
Had to vrooooom for each remaining patient
X rays were taken then
The doctor took vacation
Why was that vacation germane to the math?
'Cause of good data policy in
The office and a vast
Abundance of caution on the
Part of our Sally:
Eight backups nightly, automated
And the tally
Only ever shrinking when manually deleted
All of this occurring in the box
Behind reception so she needed
A full backup of that box, noons
These weren't incremental
So her server needs ballooned
Who deserved to flee Duluth? The
Doctor was in Rio
For three work weeks and another
Monday just to be so
Thoroughly relaxed upon return
Have you gathered all the facts
That you needed to discern?
Morning in the office, after vacatings:
Out of those belonging to
The original 80 ladies
How many digital toes were
In images grand total?
Your evidence so far is largely anecdotal
And you're keen to know if
Any had deformity so icky!
Ten toes per customer this
Puzzle: not that tricky
Key in your calc check
Your seven-segment indicator
Now add my eliteness notice that
The sum is greater
Than expected you still have to subtract
Two for a pair of things
Sally has that I lack
I warned you it was kind of
Immature I wasn't skirting the issue
Still you snicker at the calculator
"Dirty! I need a tissue"