MC Frontalot - Yellow Lasers lyrics
[MC Frontalot - Yellow Lasers lyrics]
Met her at the Star Wars convention
Did I mention she was looking for love?
Had to call her bluff, "Lady
You don’t mean how that sounded
The thousand-pound dude in the ‘no
Fat chicks’ shirt’s astounded"
Thought she’d take it back
Revoke, rescind, rewind, retract
"You heard me, " she said
"I want any man here
To descend in the cave where
You conquer the fear
And I’ll steer you to side of
The force that you choose
Somebody’s man enough here now who?"
This girl, now you have to understand
Would not look out of place on
The arm of an attractive man
So the geeks in attendance got jaws
On the floor one extends his
Saber but he tripped on his cloak i
Stepped to the front then I spoke:
"I ain’t spitting game, look
I got a Wookiee hat on
But these guys here are used
To getting spat on
By girls see, you put em in shock
And this ain’t the right con
To quote Mister Spock
But it’s highly illogical to me" Girl
Looked in my eye, said, "is your mind free?
‘Cause, I got something for you it is shiny
It is clean come on up and I’ll adore you
With my yellow laser beam"
Sitting in her room upstairs
Watching her wind up the buns in her hair
I declare that "I’d like to be Luke
Unless that’s a little bit
Too perverted for you
I could be Jabba, a Jawa, an Ewok
When we talk, ‘oo ga la gee bla!’
Wait I seen all the flicks
All the books that I read
Don’t remember any character tied to the bed
But that’s all right
I’ll just pretend that I’m
Encased in carbonite
And why that’s a nice gold
Bikini you make that?
Shows off what you got, no mistake: that’s
One fine view of Chewbacca you’re giving me
Lower that down here, we'll be living the
Linguistic lifestyle of the protocol droid"
Then comes the part where I’m not overjoyed
"Fire!" she said, and before I could scream
Got a steaming mouth full
Of yellow laser beam
Did I mention she was looking for love?
Had to call her bluff, "Lady
You don’t mean how that sounded
The thousand-pound dude in the ‘no
Fat chicks’ shirt’s astounded"
Thought she’d take it back
Revoke, rescind, rewind, retract
"You heard me, " she said
"I want any man here
To descend in the cave where
You conquer the fear
And I’ll steer you to side of
The force that you choose
Somebody’s man enough here now who?"
This girl, now you have to understand
Would not look out of place on
The arm of an attractive man
So the geeks in attendance got jaws
On the floor one extends his
Saber but he tripped on his cloak i
Stepped to the front then I spoke:
"I ain’t spitting game, look
I got a Wookiee hat on
But these guys here are used
To getting spat on
By girls see, you put em in shock
And this ain’t the right con
To quote Mister Spock
But it’s highly illogical to me" Girl
Looked in my eye, said, "is your mind free?
‘Cause, I got something for you it is shiny
It is clean come on up and I’ll adore you
With my yellow laser beam"
Sitting in her room upstairs
Watching her wind up the buns in her hair
I declare that "I’d like to be Luke
Unless that’s a little bit
Too perverted for you
I could be Jabba, a Jawa, an Ewok
When we talk, ‘oo ga la gee bla!’
Wait I seen all the flicks
All the books that I read
Don’t remember any character tied to the bed
But that’s all right
I’ll just pretend that I’m
Encased in carbonite
And why that’s a nice gold
Bikini you make that?
Shows off what you got, no mistake: that’s
One fine view of Chewbacca you’re giving me
Lower that down here, we'll be living the
Linguistic lifestyle of the protocol droid"
Then comes the part where I’m not overjoyed
"Fire!" she said, and before I could scream
Got a steaming mouth full
Of yellow laser beam