MC Frontalot, Mike Doughty - Your Friend Wil lyrics
[MC Frontalot, Mike Doughty - Your Friend Wil lyrics]
Your friends, always honest with you
Tell you the truth
They respond, on occasion
"You're behaving uncouthly
And had ought to clean up your act"
You've got one in particular
Dispenses with tact
Says it plain to your face
His advice unimpeachable
Feel chastised? Any animal's teachable
Any goal's reachable let us embark
We declare we declaim we decry we remark
That ethics and etiquette have
Yet to jump shark
(Dynamite strapped to them but
Yet to set spark)
With that in mind, employ each as it lingers
Keep the phrase in ready
Reach of your fingers
Lest you forget for a moment the edict
Trap agape, frozen pull out and read it
Your friend consistently counsels the same
Urging all dickishness struck from the game
Your friend Wil your friend Wil
Your friend Wil declares
Your friend Wil declares: don't be a dick
Your friend Wil your friend Wil
Your friend Wil declares
Your friend Wil declares: don't be a dick
How'd your friend get possession
Of the wisdom
Once hooked the headset into wrong system
Listened? Heard what? Cock-a doodle dos
If you think it's involuntary, get disabused
It's you you do or you don't
At your discretion
Your dickery's untamed? Practice repression
Act as direction suggests and desist
Your friends all insist you
Come down to this:
Got one who warns he could
Get a little stabby that'd be bad form
But he gets a little crabby
He's aptly the messenger, hardened of hide
(What if somebody wrote altyoudiediedie?)
If you'd see your adherence assured
All the more so
Silkscreen what your friend said
On your torso
Wear it out proudly, point and recite
Any dick walks by got to save versus contrite
Your friend Wil your friend Wil
Your friend Wil declares
Your friend Wil declares: don't be a dick
Your friend Wil your friend Wil
Your friend Wil declares
Your friend Wil declares: don't be a dick
Your friend friend says don't be
A don't be a dick
Your friend don't be a dick
Your friend friend friend Wil says don't be a
Don't don't be a d d d don't be a
Don't be a don't be a d d d don't be a
Don't be a don't be a d d don't be a dick
Be a d d dick d don't
Tell you the truth
They respond, on occasion
"You're behaving uncouthly
And had ought to clean up your act"
You've got one in particular
Dispenses with tact
Says it plain to your face
His advice unimpeachable
Feel chastised? Any animal's teachable
Any goal's reachable let us embark
We declare we declaim we decry we remark
That ethics and etiquette have
Yet to jump shark
(Dynamite strapped to them but
Yet to set spark)
With that in mind, employ each as it lingers
Keep the phrase in ready
Reach of your fingers
Lest you forget for a moment the edict
Trap agape, frozen pull out and read it
Your friend consistently counsels the same
Urging all dickishness struck from the game
Your friend Wil your friend Wil
Your friend Wil declares
Your friend Wil declares: don't be a dick
Your friend Wil your friend Wil
Your friend Wil declares
Your friend Wil declares: don't be a dick
How'd your friend get possession
Of the wisdom
Once hooked the headset into wrong system
Listened? Heard what? Cock-a doodle dos
If you think it's involuntary, get disabused
It's you you do or you don't
At your discretion
Your dickery's untamed? Practice repression
Act as direction suggests and desist
Your friends all insist you
Come down to this:
Got one who warns he could
Get a little stabby that'd be bad form
But he gets a little crabby
He's aptly the messenger, hardened of hide
(What if somebody wrote altyoudiediedie?)
If you'd see your adherence assured
All the more so
Silkscreen what your friend said
On your torso
Wear it out proudly, point and recite
Any dick walks by got to save versus contrite
Your friend Wil your friend Wil
Your friend Wil declares
Your friend Wil declares: don't be a dick
Your friend Wil your friend Wil
Your friend Wil declares
Your friend Wil declares: don't be a dick
Your friend friend says don't be
A don't be a dick
Your friend don't be a dick
Your friend friend friend Wil says don't be a
Don't don't be a d d d don't be a
Don't be a don't be a d d d don't be a
Don't be a don't be a d d don't be a dick
Be a d d dick d don't