MC Frontalot, Wil Wheaton - A Skit About Vocations lyrics

Hey, Wil! What's happening? It's you
Remember MC Frontalot from PAX?

Yes you sang Re: Your Brains, right?

I am so totally happy I ran into you
Because I wanted to start one of
These web blogs that people have

Oh

And I was wondering if you
Would have, for me, any advice?

Did you read about it in
Parade magazine or something?

Circus

Well, that's a fascinating coincidence i
Wanted to talk to you about my desire to
Get involved with rapping

Did you?

Yeah, yeah i mean, I hate to impose on you
But, you think I could drop
Some rhymes on you?

That would be awesome

They're phat rhymes!

I would expect

I am Wil Wheaton and my crabs are fresh
Yo, I peel up a jumbo shrimp bite the flesh
If I can't have an oyster
Then I get depressed
And I'll finish up the lobster if
You don't want the rest
Crawfish is the best! Get a net and a vest!

You know what
I'm going to stop you there are
All your rhymes about seafood?

Yes! Yes they are shellfish
Specifically i'm calling it
"Shellfishcore Hip-Hop"

That seems like a weird
And potentially self-limiting designation

Oh, does it?

Yeah, kind of

Oh, does it?

Oh, I see what you're doing

Let's talk about you
What is your blog going to be about?

Well, just, really the usual things
Like, conventions I go to
My writing career, my relation
With my teenage stepson
My recollections of having stared in
A seminal Stephen King
Blockbuster at one point in
My late post-adolescence

OK, I'm going to stop you right there no one
Is going to want to read about that