MC Frontalot - DDoS lyrics
[MC Frontalot - DDoS lyrics]
The system is down everything’s stuck in the
Internet now call the pharmacist Morpheus
Hope his prescription is loud the metal
Mentalist each move predicted to
Your interest clouds hold our sentiments like
Nimbus on a journey to the
Wicked west every second I catch
Another message, MMS, DM, voicemail
Email too many cooks in the kitchen
Mixing details the hotpot is
Bubbling over and the kettle’s blowing
Out chemtrails it’s a more
Eat more mentality ozy and the
Wall of a million
Idiot boxes doesn’t have the same ring as a
Chocolate factory so log in
Till your brain logs
Out perfect blue on a sanity drought cause
What’s a you without a username
The Who’s Who of
Who’s to blame is in my timeline and
My mind is going blind trying to peruse the
Pain how many op-eds can I gobble, swallow
Bottle and shake before my levee breaks
Under the heavy weight of
D-D-o-S all heads saturated by internets
Get progressively worse at thought
Imagine it the other way around? It’s not
D-D-o-S all heads saturated by internets
Get progressively overwhelmed
Are you the service or are you the clientele?
All sysops on deck this is an awesome wreck
This is one of the best "too
Much internets" we’ve seen yet
Elect to force-quit deceptive packets talking
And I’m bottlenecked by horseshit
The truth can’t even login
My noggin’s under attack, and it’s weak
And it’s fraught chief SRE in charge of
Me is completely distraught
Muttering, "What am I gonna do?
I had one job:
Keep Front’s clown lobes from succumbing
To the fun mob
Keep the dumb throb of the input
And resultant inaction from gaining
The traction it could"
And Front has withstood a lot
Of stressers & booters but what can you do
It’s a really big mess o’ computers
And Smartbulbs and Fitbit's
And disinformations
I fail to figure which is
Which amidst this inundation
A topic gets broachable: consider cut lines
(Never)
Consider negotiable: mission critical uptimes
D-D-o-S all heads saturated by internets
Get progressively overwhelmed
And oh yes, we’re nearly over now d-D-o-S
All heads saturated by internets
Get progressively worse at thinking
Let that thought be the last to sink in
Internet now call the pharmacist Morpheus
Hope his prescription is loud the metal
Mentalist each move predicted to
Your interest clouds hold our sentiments like
Nimbus on a journey to the
Wicked west every second I catch
Another message, MMS, DM, voicemail
Email too many cooks in the kitchen
Mixing details the hotpot is
Bubbling over and the kettle’s blowing
Out chemtrails it’s a more
Eat more mentality ozy and the
Wall of a million
Idiot boxes doesn’t have the same ring as a
Chocolate factory so log in
Till your brain logs
Out perfect blue on a sanity drought cause
What’s a you without a username
The Who’s Who of
Who’s to blame is in my timeline and
My mind is going blind trying to peruse the
Pain how many op-eds can I gobble, swallow
Bottle and shake before my levee breaks
Under the heavy weight of
D-D-o-S all heads saturated by internets
Get progressively worse at thought
Imagine it the other way around? It’s not
D-D-o-S all heads saturated by internets
Get progressively overwhelmed
Are you the service or are you the clientele?
All sysops on deck this is an awesome wreck
This is one of the best "too
Much internets" we’ve seen yet
Elect to force-quit deceptive packets talking
And I’m bottlenecked by horseshit
The truth can’t even login
My noggin’s under attack, and it’s weak
And it’s fraught chief SRE in charge of
Me is completely distraught
Muttering, "What am I gonna do?
I had one job:
Keep Front’s clown lobes from succumbing
To the fun mob
Keep the dumb throb of the input
And resultant inaction from gaining
The traction it could"
And Front has withstood a lot
Of stressers & booters but what can you do
It’s a really big mess o’ computers
And Smartbulbs and Fitbit's
And disinformations
I fail to figure which is
Which amidst this inundation
A topic gets broachable: consider cut lines
(Never)
Consider negotiable: mission critical uptimes
D-D-o-S all heads saturated by internets
Get progressively overwhelmed
And oh yes, we’re nearly over now d-D-o-S
All heads saturated by internets
Get progressively worse at thinking
Let that thought be the last to sink in