MC Frontalot - Final Boss lyrics
[MC Frontalot - Final Boss lyrics]
Yo! I crack the whip, you play the game
Every encounter that’s obstructionary comes
In my name so that you came to become
Obsessed with my location
Clues to my identity denied to the impatient
Step up - I sense you’re
On the precipice of something
Me, I’m on the brink
Of delivering your lumpings:
Make you load your save up
For the fifty fifth time
Make you scroll through
Unskippable dialog lines
And you still ain’t any
Closer to discoverin why
Got technology for lackeys that
Can hover and fly
Got them other two guys in their
Sights and apt to wreck them
Give the beatdown to you quicker
Than your finger in Tekken
I crack the whip, you play the game
You’re not gonna get the final boss tamed
I crack the whip, you play the game
You’re not gonna get the final boss tamed
I crack the whip, you play the game
You’re not gonna get the final boss tamed
I crack the whip, you play the game
You’re never gonna get the final boss tamed
Elevated? I don’t give a drip
If you celebrate it every time you level up
It’s ‘cause I delegated
Your demise to the wrong size of minions
Got a bigger batch coming, statisticians
Got a dim opinion of your chance to survive
Make your time i got a hundred billion of em
And they’re standing in line
To make you shine light out
Of your special move hole
Cause you got hit so hard by the energy bolt
And it’s a moat you can’t cross
A key you can’t get
Ain’t done the right NPC subquest yet
Gotta collect bullshit that I done
Littered in the realm
Aim the whole game at you
To fatigue and overwhelm
Final boss is the be-all
End-all class of society
Very exclusive, but not higher than me
All the sobriety
Of the day and age might prove indecent
Cause me to find and strangle
The baby of Jackie Gleason
But then I’m evil and puissant
Unpleasant and bent on my ends
At the final reckoning
Too late to make amends
It’s too late to make friends
I’m infuriated already primest cut of minion
Double-corrugated and steady
Stands between Fe and Fi, so go whistle
Go huggle a hobo corpse, nestle his bristle
This towers as your obstacle -
My will will never bend
Doesn’t matter how you struggle
Never gets you past the end
I crack the whip, you play the game
You’re not going to get the final boss tamed
I crack the whip, you play the game
You’re not going to get the final boss tamed
I crack the whip, you play the game
You’re not going to get the final boss tamed
I crack the whip, you play the game
You’re not going to get the final boss tamed
I crack the whip, you play the game
You’re not going to get the final boss tamed
I crack the whip, you play the game
You’re not going to get the final boss tamed
I crack the whip, you play the game
You’re not going to get the final boss tamed
I crack the whip, you play the game
How could you defeat me
You don’t even know my name?
Who's my boss?
That's gonna cost you your last hitpoint
Who's in charge of this operation anyway?
Aw, boot skidoot, you gotta get outta here
Every encounter that’s obstructionary comes
In my name so that you came to become
Obsessed with my location
Clues to my identity denied to the impatient
Step up - I sense you’re
On the precipice of something
Me, I’m on the brink
Of delivering your lumpings:
Make you load your save up
For the fifty fifth time
Make you scroll through
Unskippable dialog lines
And you still ain’t any
Closer to discoverin why
Got technology for lackeys that
Can hover and fly
Got them other two guys in their
Sights and apt to wreck them
Give the beatdown to you quicker
Than your finger in Tekken
I crack the whip, you play the game
You’re not gonna get the final boss tamed
I crack the whip, you play the game
You’re not gonna get the final boss tamed
I crack the whip, you play the game
You’re not gonna get the final boss tamed
I crack the whip, you play the game
You’re never gonna get the final boss tamed
Elevated? I don’t give a drip
If you celebrate it every time you level up
It’s ‘cause I delegated
Your demise to the wrong size of minions
Got a bigger batch coming, statisticians
Got a dim opinion of your chance to survive
Make your time i got a hundred billion of em
And they’re standing in line
To make you shine light out
Of your special move hole
Cause you got hit so hard by the energy bolt
And it’s a moat you can’t cross
A key you can’t get
Ain’t done the right NPC subquest yet
Gotta collect bullshit that I done
Littered in the realm
Aim the whole game at you
To fatigue and overwhelm
Final boss is the be-all
End-all class of society
Very exclusive, but not higher than me
All the sobriety
Of the day and age might prove indecent
Cause me to find and strangle
The baby of Jackie Gleason
But then I’m evil and puissant
Unpleasant and bent on my ends
At the final reckoning
Too late to make amends
It’s too late to make friends
I’m infuriated already primest cut of minion
Double-corrugated and steady
Stands between Fe and Fi, so go whistle
Go huggle a hobo corpse, nestle his bristle
This towers as your obstacle -
My will will never bend
Doesn’t matter how you struggle
Never gets you past the end
I crack the whip, you play the game
You’re not going to get the final boss tamed
I crack the whip, you play the game
You’re not going to get the final boss tamed
I crack the whip, you play the game
You’re not going to get the final boss tamed
I crack the whip, you play the game
You’re not going to get the final boss tamed
I crack the whip, you play the game
You’re not going to get the final boss tamed
I crack the whip, you play the game
You’re not going to get the final boss tamed
I crack the whip, you play the game
You’re not going to get the final boss tamed
I crack the whip, you play the game
How could you defeat me
You don’t even know my name?
Who's my boss?
That's gonna cost you your last hitpoint
Who's in charge of this operation anyway?
Aw, boot skidoot, you gotta get outta here