MC Frontalot - Fresh Dog lyrics
[MC Frontalot - Fresh Dog lyrics]
Yo! I got a little dog
The doggy's name is Doggy Fresh
And out of every single dog I've ever met
He's the best
And the rest of the dogs in the world
I wouldn't own 'em
Yo, my moms tried to clone him i got sewn in
His skin a little microchip
So he could be a cyborg
Wanna get him equipped
With a GPS and the 80211b
So he could hit me up on IRC when
He got to go out and pee
And not just stand by the door and whine
Wish he'd grow an opposable thumb sometimes
Yo, but I don't mind it gets me out and about
It's good to walk around the block
Remind the dog he ain't allowed
To eat no street chicken
And chase no squirrels
Just to keep on kicking with
A tail that curls
Just to keep on fancy stepping
With the ears that flop
Just to rock yes, Doggy Fresh, you don't stop
(Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?)
I got a little dog the
Doggy's name is Doggy Fresh
And he be crazy charismatic like David Koresh
You can try to stay pissed about
The fur on your clothes but look out
You 'bout to giggle when he lick on your nose
Call and he shows up fast he throws up grass
If you got a nice carpet
He be dragging his ass
And he don't like baths
And he barks at intruders
He be begging where the food is
Like his owner was the cruelest
Non dog-food-purchasing dog owner ever
He occasionally ekes out a
Treat through this endeavor
But, you got to forgive him
With his big brown eyes you got to go on to
Admit my dog's incredibly fly
He 'bout as fierce as a wolf
'bout as big as a fox
If he drops one beat I'ma
Knock 'em out the box
Yo your cat's name may be Maceo
But my dog is Doggy Fresh and
Doggy Fresh is good to go!
The doggy's name is Doggy Fresh
And out of every single dog I've ever met
He's the best
And the rest of the dogs in the world
I wouldn't own 'em
Yo, my moms tried to clone him i got sewn in
His skin a little microchip
So he could be a cyborg
Wanna get him equipped
With a GPS and the 80211b
So he could hit me up on IRC when
He got to go out and pee
And not just stand by the door and whine
Wish he'd grow an opposable thumb sometimes
Yo, but I don't mind it gets me out and about
It's good to walk around the block
Remind the dog he ain't allowed
To eat no street chicken
And chase no squirrels
Just to keep on kicking with
A tail that curls
Just to keep on fancy stepping
With the ears that flop
Just to rock yes, Doggy Fresh, you don't stop
(Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?)
I got a little dog the
Doggy's name is Doggy Fresh
And he be crazy charismatic like David Koresh
You can try to stay pissed about
The fur on your clothes but look out
You 'bout to giggle when he lick on your nose
Call and he shows up fast he throws up grass
If you got a nice carpet
He be dragging his ass
And he don't like baths
And he barks at intruders
He be begging where the food is
Like his owner was the cruelest
Non dog-food-purchasing dog owner ever
He occasionally ekes out a
Treat through this endeavor
But, you got to forgive him
With his big brown eyes you got to go on to
Admit my dog's incredibly fly
He 'bout as fierce as a wolf
'bout as big as a fox
If he drops one beat I'ma
Knock 'em out the box
Yo your cat's name may be Maceo
But my dog is Doggy Fresh and
Doggy Fresh is good to go!