MC Frontalot - Gonna Be Your Man lyrics
[MC Frontalot - Gonna Be Your Man lyrics]
You're my biggest fan
I gotta give a little something back
I'm gonna be your man (gonna be your man)
See, you don't even gotta ask
I know, you don't want me to die
But, you need that lung pretty bad
And I'm the guy in the 10-county area
Ain't had malaria yet
Plus the blood type (red)
It gets scarier: fed
On the corn & you born a vegan
Fate has indicated that I'm
The man you're seeking
Now you're freaking out, and that's okay
Having that much of another man inside you
Isn't going to make you gay
And play along for a second
You could get what I got:
The inexplicable ability to front a lot!
An inexhaustible nerdcore flow
The charisma to draw eight people
To a live show
Myopic vision, and an oversized head
A girl at a convention told me once
That I was good in bed
Plus I often meet a crowd
And am greeted without booing
Think of all the respiration you'll be doing!
Stop spazzing! it's just a lung
Quit pointing out how I
Already donated you one
Frontalot is sick of breathing
It's fucking boring
All the time I've got the asthma
And the snoring
And I ought to level with you
The feds have got a warrant for
A sample of my tissue
They say I misused a certain
Substance & they'll get me
So I'mma pass the lung along and get stepping
Too late to protest
Here comes the anesthesia
And I'm gonna be your man
To dole the lung that you're in need of
I'm just gonna discussion over drop it
Hmmm you look a little drowsy
Here's the next topic:
Please lie motionless to indicate
You wouldn't mind
If the doctor also swapped your
14 inches for my five