MC Frontalot - Penny Arcade Theme lyrics
[MC Frontalot - Penny Arcade Theme lyrics]
Yo, when I hit it
I hit L shift-O to the quote and then dollar
If you know the dir of the nerdcore rhyme
You holler
Nerd-ho! Warm the mic up
Yo, we ‘bout to strike up
This band of nebbishes
Who cultivate nebulous fetishes:
The FPS, RPG or MMPOG
Any obsession to blather over by blog
Or BBS step and possess hone thy geekishness
Your frame rate and frags
To date both impress and yes
Your affinity for a certain
Site of some amusement
(a classically adorned parlor of fun
Where you let loose pent-
Up cent pieces to partake of flicker-dramas)
Gets you branded a sniper
Bitch or rocket mama-
Humper (Oh, no) They said you’re cheatin'
But with coins in hand you got
More game than Wil Wheaton
When’s this MC ‘bout to get
Funny? I’m losing patience
Want to know how the pants contain
One Wang & two Next stations
And a Tandy hole
Where he plays whack-a-mole with
The toilet paper
Frontalot can rock the PA song
At the lowest common denominator
Not as a hater of culture or lacker in class
But an expert at math
Accounting how the Penny Arcade 0\ \
NZz j00r aZz
(that is the way we play)