MC Frontalot - Rhyme of the Nibelung lyrics
[MC Frontalot - Rhyme of the Nibelung lyrics]
I got invited to go see The Ring I thought it
Were probably a musical aboot hobbit's
Started out promisingly enough:
Little fellow running ‘round and there
Was trees & stuff
And a shelter from a storm
And a girl it seems
Though the dialogue don’t make no sense to me
And her husband come out
He look a little menacing
Says he gonna eat you like
A little piece of venison
When it’s um morning I guess? I’m confused
Does the wife know the hero?
There seems to be clues
There’s a sword in a tree why’s
A tree in the house?
Did she slip her man a mickey?
How come Siggy don’t get aus?
How come neither of ‘em making
For the hills right now?
As for brothers loving sisters
Isn’t this disallowed?
Isn’t this kinda how bad fates come about?
I’m gonna need an intermission just
To figure it out
How here comes poppa, he’s the one-eyed jack
(Brünnhilde is the daughter with the
Armor on her rack)
Does he lack in discretion? He backs up quick
Daddy Wo don’t ever seem to step to Ma Frick
She got him by the thick of the beard
She’s insistent
But the subtitles flickered and I missed it
Odin doesn’t get to get
His son killing dragons?
(Still sounds like a job
For the elder Baggins)
He can’t even incite his
Daughter to fix fights?
I’m about to go to sleep in my seat, alright?
‘cause the music’s hella stupid it
Don’t got no beats and that’s the 22nd time
I heard the leitmotif
And I cite no grief but opera ain’t for me
It’s for the kinda people yo
Who listen to the CBC
And sip on tea, and read up on the paper
Another intermission coming: I’m gonna
Be the great escaper
Sneaking out the lobby
I got ushed by an usher
Showed me to my row and he
Reminded me to hush up
I settled in waiting for
The boredom to commence
Definitely unprepared for what’s next
When the strings set in and
The horns come chasing
It’s kind of like I just
Got rewarded for my patience
This is more like it this I could keep:
Ladies in helmets who ride eight deep
Grooving down in the seat
I’m rocking & squirming
Even almost got over the fact
That they’re talking in German
I’m learning I might even have to come back
Wonder if they sell a ticket
For just the third act?
Asked on the way out, did I follow? I say
"sort of and I gotta say I’m glad it weren’t
The Rings that there’s a Lord of
Saw a lot of similarities but I’m pretty sure
That this was an adaptation of Star Wars"
Were probably a musical aboot hobbit's
Started out promisingly enough:
Little fellow running ‘round and there
Was trees & stuff
And a shelter from a storm
And a girl it seems
Though the dialogue don’t make no sense to me
And her husband come out
He look a little menacing
Says he gonna eat you like
A little piece of venison
When it’s um morning I guess? I’m confused
Does the wife know the hero?
There seems to be clues
There’s a sword in a tree why’s
A tree in the house?
Did she slip her man a mickey?
How come Siggy don’t get aus?
How come neither of ‘em making
For the hills right now?
As for brothers loving sisters
Isn’t this disallowed?
Isn’t this kinda how bad fates come about?
I’m gonna need an intermission just
To figure it out
How here comes poppa, he’s the one-eyed jack
(Brünnhilde is the daughter with the
Armor on her rack)
Does he lack in discretion? He backs up quick
Daddy Wo don’t ever seem to step to Ma Frick
She got him by the thick of the beard
She’s insistent
But the subtitles flickered and I missed it
Odin doesn’t get to get
His son killing dragons?
(Still sounds like a job
For the elder Baggins)
He can’t even incite his
Daughter to fix fights?
I’m about to go to sleep in my seat, alright?
‘cause the music’s hella stupid it
Don’t got no beats and that’s the 22nd time
I heard the leitmotif
And I cite no grief but opera ain’t for me
It’s for the kinda people yo
Who listen to the CBC
And sip on tea, and read up on the paper
Another intermission coming: I’m gonna
Be the great escaper
Sneaking out the lobby
I got ushed by an usher
Showed me to my row and he
Reminded me to hush up
I settled in waiting for
The boredom to commence
Definitely unprepared for what’s next
When the strings set in and
The horns come chasing
It’s kind of like I just
Got rewarded for my patience
This is more like it this I could keep:
Ladies in helmets who ride eight deep
Grooving down in the seat
I’m rocking & squirming
Even almost got over the fact
That they’re talking in German
I’m learning I might even have to come back
Wonder if they sell a ticket
For just the third act?
Asked on the way out, did I follow? I say
"sort of and I gotta say I’m glad it weren’t
The Rings that there’s a Lord of
Saw a lot of similarities but I’m pretty sure
That this was an adaptation of Star Wars"