MC Frontalot - Solved lyrics
[MC Frontalot - Solved lyrics]
You keep on rubbing on my head
Like you’re trying to get a genie out
I suggest instead: present your
Problem freely now easy how it’s put into
Words and then dismantled
This is the technique that I prefer
It’s as good as handled
If I’ve heard it you need
A verdict or a parsing
The perfect scrabble word
Or an alibi for arson
Or a parson for your wedding
Or a person for your team
Or somebody to discover you
And realize your dreams
Now it seems like it’s impossible
For a solitary rapper
To guarantee the fix without regard
To what’s the matter
Yet I stand here certain I
Can settle all confusion
MC Frontalot’s your one-stop solution
No riddle to test resolve
No middle it’s best dissolved
What gets sorted out last of all
Gets solved it gets solved
Who’s asking to advance the cause?
Who’s answering the casting calls?
What gets sorted out last of all
Gets solved it gets solved
You say, "Front, yo
That’s your answer for everything:
Just tell you the problem
My cares will go languishing"
Anguish in, anguish out, I always caution
If you’d lean on me more
You’d be in contortion half as often
If you’d just open up
You wouldn’t have to hunker down
Trying to sort it for yourself
Your buddy Front is around! Come on
What is it now? Finances? Romance souring?
Puzzled how it is that my
Advice is so damn towering?
This I recommend: don’t call
A gift horse dentist
Just take my two cents they
Could be more expensive
If ignored you must entrust me with
Your need to know the way
I can fix the future for you here today
No riddle to test resolve
No middle it’s best dissolved
What gets sorted out last of all
Gets solved it gets solved
Who’s asking to advance the cause?
Who’s answering the casting calls?
What gets sorted out last of all
Gets solved it gets solved
Everybody wonders when the world will end
Hoping that I’ll say it isn’t
Going to make pretend
That this timed sprint could
Easily last forever
Peruse fine print don’t skim
Breezily past addenda
Rendering all promises subject to change
There’s only so much of the
Universe that I can re-arrange
Can’t seem to get estranged from
The laws of physics don’t know the lotto
Or the number in your brain (What is it?)
And also, if your trouble is me?
I’ve been pondering solutions since 1973
None were satisfactory so let’s focus
On everything else your problems I got this
No riddle to test resolve
No middle it’s best dissolved
What gets sorted out last of all
Gets solved it gets solved
Who’s asking to advance the cause?
Who’s answering the casting calls?
What gets sorted out last of all
Gets solved it gets solved
Like you’re trying to get a genie out
I suggest instead: present your
Problem freely now easy how it’s put into
Words and then dismantled
This is the technique that I prefer
It’s as good as handled
If I’ve heard it you need
A verdict or a parsing
The perfect scrabble word
Or an alibi for arson
Or a parson for your wedding
Or a person for your team
Or somebody to discover you
And realize your dreams
Now it seems like it’s impossible
For a solitary rapper
To guarantee the fix without regard
To what’s the matter
Yet I stand here certain I
Can settle all confusion
MC Frontalot’s your one-stop solution
No riddle to test resolve
No middle it’s best dissolved
What gets sorted out last of all
Gets solved it gets solved
Who’s asking to advance the cause?
Who’s answering the casting calls?
What gets sorted out last of all
Gets solved it gets solved
You say, "Front, yo
That’s your answer for everything:
Just tell you the problem
My cares will go languishing"
Anguish in, anguish out, I always caution
If you’d lean on me more
You’d be in contortion half as often
If you’d just open up
You wouldn’t have to hunker down
Trying to sort it for yourself
Your buddy Front is around! Come on
What is it now? Finances? Romance souring?
Puzzled how it is that my
Advice is so damn towering?
This I recommend: don’t call
A gift horse dentist
Just take my two cents they
Could be more expensive
If ignored you must entrust me with
Your need to know the way
I can fix the future for you here today
No riddle to test resolve
No middle it’s best dissolved
What gets sorted out last of all
Gets solved it gets solved
Who’s asking to advance the cause?
Who’s answering the casting calls?
What gets sorted out last of all
Gets solved it gets solved
Everybody wonders when the world will end
Hoping that I’ll say it isn’t
Going to make pretend
That this timed sprint could
Easily last forever
Peruse fine print don’t skim
Breezily past addenda
Rendering all promises subject to change
There’s only so much of the
Universe that I can re-arrange
Can’t seem to get estranged from
The laws of physics don’t know the lotto
Or the number in your brain (What is it?)
And also, if your trouble is me?
I’ve been pondering solutions since 1973
None were satisfactory so let’s focus
On everything else your problems I got this
No riddle to test resolve
No middle it’s best dissolved
What gets sorted out last of all
Gets solved it gets solved
Who’s asking to advance the cause?
Who’s answering the casting calls?
What gets sorted out last of all
Gets solved it gets solved