MC Frontalot, Molly Hager - Spoiler Alert lyrics

You're annoyed when I talk during the film
It's just another classic that
You haven't seen (still)
Just another ill-in-the head in the plot
"Norman Bates, is that all you got?
Might have guessed from the name
Of the thing" Don't complain
That you never heard the ending
Of The Crying Game well, it's a penis
And at this point a shaggy dog
(which is: nothing to see here move along)
The Apes rule the Earth vader's poppa to Luke
Brad Pitt and Ed Norton are obviously two
People, but they've got to
Share one character bruce ain't alive, kid
No matter how he stares at you
Snape kills Dumbledore but with
A noble motive
Everybody's guilty on the Oriental locomotive
Veidt's villainy ends world squabbling
And Deckard is a replicant (probably)

Say I ruin everything for you
Well, it's mutual well, it's mutual
X2

Don't wager on survival for Bambi's mom
Artax, Old Yeller, Mufasa, King Kong
All spawn of Medea should
Fear for your throat
All on the Titanic should fear for your boat
Yo, Frontalot gave it away before it happened
If you're in Moby Dick then I
Hope you're not the captain
If you are, then I urge: rethink revenge
Cause you're headed for the bottom
And you're bringing your friends
Fall into Wonderland then
You're definitely dreaming
Sleeping by the stream
And all is only seeming
If you're in the Bible, it ends in Armageddon
If you're in the Y2K, it's less upsetting
If you're living in the 80s
Spoiler: gay Wham!
Space ships can blow up trickle
Down economics is a scam
But, you'll figure that out
I don't want to wreck the ending for you
Make you pout

Say I ruin everything for you well
It's mutual
In the future, do not do what you do x2

If you're in the French Revolution
I warn it won't last
If you're in the Kennedy clan
Beware a muzzle flash
Airplanes, also, quite often destroyed them
And if you're a Lennon
There's a Chapman avoid him
Boy when I'm spoiling the ending you frown
No empire lasts forever, go to town
But, if you're old Rome
Look out for that Nero
In case you're a countdown, look out for zero
Any time you're a ticking bomb, explode
(and nobody make it out except Horatio)
Cause every peanut brittle's got
A snake inside
And Jacks-in-the-box, meant to startle
Pop high
If you didn't know already, I'll apologize
Peek-a boo's a game it's a trick of the eyes
Not a bending of reality it'self
Spoiler for infants: adults use stealth