MC Frontalot, Sara Benincasa - The Tribulations of Muffy and Percival lyrics
[MC Frontalot, Sara Benincasa - The Tribulations of Muffy and Percival lyrics]
Muffy: Sara Benincasa" Percival:
MCF" Narrator: Bob Moseley" Keyboards: Gm7
Muffy and Percival build a home
The contractor called again he
Said the reclaimed
Redwood is going to be more expensive
Well, that's ridiculous why won't he
Email me a quote?
He says to call him with a fax number
Did you tell him we got rid
Of the fax line last month?
It was a voice mail
I thought it was like a boutiquey thing
That he didn't have a website
God! Sometimes I just want to kill myself
Muffy and Percival prepare a meal
Put the kevlar glove on! You're
Going to cripple yourself
I broke the shell again
Just go slowly
I don't see why your juicer
Can handle 32 kinds
Of vegetables but there's no
Machine for shucking
You've never understood food
Muffy and Percival throw a party
Evite is down
What?!
It's down, it won't load
What? What? What? What?
It's OK it's going to be OK
Muffy muffy i understand it's not OK now
But it will soon
I can't see i can't what are we going to do?
I suppose we could DM everybody one by one
Muffy and Percival have their flight canceled
It says there is another one at 6: 30
Into JFK at what? Midnight?
Oh God, it's probably going to be just
Terrible in the taxi line
Well, you'll call a service we
Don't live in freakin' Bangladesh
Muffy and Percival visit the third world
Oh, we're not going there
The 4G coverage is atrocious
Where?
The third world, darling
Ugh, no
I don't think so i won't even go to Cleveland
Also terrible 4G coverage
MCF" Narrator: Bob Moseley" Keyboards: Gm7
Muffy and Percival build a home
The contractor called again he
Said the reclaimed
Redwood is going to be more expensive
Well, that's ridiculous why won't he
Email me a quote?
He says to call him with a fax number
Did you tell him we got rid
Of the fax line last month?
It was a voice mail
I thought it was like a boutiquey thing
That he didn't have a website
God! Sometimes I just want to kill myself
Muffy and Percival prepare a meal
Put the kevlar glove on! You're
Going to cripple yourself
I broke the shell again
Just go slowly
I don't see why your juicer
Can handle 32 kinds
Of vegetables but there's no
Machine for shucking
You've never understood food
Muffy and Percival throw a party
Evite is down
What?!
It's down, it won't load
What? What? What? What?
It's OK it's going to be OK
Muffy muffy i understand it's not OK now
But it will soon
I can't see i can't what are we going to do?
I suppose we could DM everybody one by one
Muffy and Percival have their flight canceled
It says there is another one at 6: 30
Into JFK at what? Midnight?
Oh God, it's probably going to be just
Terrible in the taxi line
Well, you'll call a service we
Don't live in freakin' Bangladesh
Muffy and Percival visit the third world
Oh, we're not going there
The 4G coverage is atrocious
Where?
The third world, darling
Ugh, no
I don't think so i won't even go to Cleveland
Also terrible 4G coverage