Mel Brooks, The Producers Ensemble, Matthew Broderick - I Wanna Be a Producer lyrics
[Mel Brooks, The Producers Ensemble, Matthew Broderick - I Wanna Be a Producer lyrics]
Unhappy, unhappy, very unhappy
Unhappy, unhappy very very very very very
Very very unhappy
Oh, I debit's all duh mornin'
An' I credit's all duh eb'nin
Until dem ledgers be right
Until them ledgers be right
I spend my life accounting
With figures and such
Unhappy
To what is my life amounting
It figures, not much
Unhappy
I have a secret desire
Hiding deep in my soul
It sets my heart afire
To see me in this role:
I wanna be a producer
With a hit show on Broadway
I wanna be a producer
Lunch at Sardi's every day
I wanna be a producer
Sport a top hat and a cane
I wanna be a producer
And drive those chorus girls insane!
I wanna be a producer
And sleep until half past two
I wanna be a producer
And see you, you, younot you
I wanna be a producer
Wear a tux on op'ning nights!
I wanna be a producer
And see my name "Leo Bloom" in lights!
He wants to be a producer
Sell it, girls!
Of a great big Broadway smash
Don't forget the balcony!
He wants to be a producer
Ev'ry pocket stuffed with cash
He wants to be a producer
Pinch our cheeks 'til we cry
Ouch!
Eek!
Ooh!
Oh!
Ahh!
Yes!
Whistling he wants to be a producer
With a great big casting couch!
I wanna be
He wants to be
I wanna be
He wants to be
I wanna be the greatest, grandest
And most fabulous producer in the world
He wants to be a producer
He wants to dine with a duchess and a duke
I just gotta be a producer
Drink champagne until I puke
Drink champagne 'til he pukes!
I wanna be a producer
Show the world just what I've got
I'm gonna put on shows
That will enthrall 'em
Read my name in Winchell's column!
I wanna be a producer
'Cause it's everything I'm not
Unhappy unhappy so unhappy
Very very very very very very very very
Sad
I wanna be a producer
(spoken)
Hold everything! What am I doing here?
Mr bialystock was right! There
Is a lot more to me than there is to me!
Stop the world, I wanna get on!
Bloom, where do you think you're going?
Mr marks, I've got news for you i quit!
Here's my visor
My Dixon Ticonderoga number two pencil
And my big finish!
(sung) i'm gonna be a producer
Sound the horn and beat the drum
I'm gonna be a producer
Look out Broadway, here I come!
Broadway, here he comes!
Unhappy, unhappy very very very very very
Very very unhappy
Oh, I debit's all duh mornin'
An' I credit's all duh eb'nin
Until dem ledgers be right
Until them ledgers be right
I spend my life accounting
With figures and such
Unhappy
To what is my life amounting
It figures, not much
Unhappy
I have a secret desire
Hiding deep in my soul
It sets my heart afire
To see me in this role:
I wanna be a producer
With a hit show on Broadway
I wanna be a producer
Lunch at Sardi's every day
I wanna be a producer
Sport a top hat and a cane
I wanna be a producer
And drive those chorus girls insane!
I wanna be a producer
And sleep until half past two
I wanna be a producer
And see you, you, younot you
I wanna be a producer
Wear a tux on op'ning nights!
I wanna be a producer
And see my name "Leo Bloom" in lights!
He wants to be a producer
Sell it, girls!
Of a great big Broadway smash
Don't forget the balcony!
He wants to be a producer
Ev'ry pocket stuffed with cash
He wants to be a producer
Pinch our cheeks 'til we cry
Ouch!
Eek!
Ooh!
Oh!
Ahh!
Yes!
Whistling he wants to be a producer
With a great big casting couch!
I wanna be
He wants to be
I wanna be
He wants to be
I wanna be the greatest, grandest
And most fabulous producer in the world
He wants to be a producer
He wants to dine with a duchess and a duke
I just gotta be a producer
Drink champagne until I puke
Drink champagne 'til he pukes!
I wanna be a producer
Show the world just what I've got
I'm gonna put on shows
That will enthrall 'em
Read my name in Winchell's column!
I wanna be a producer
'Cause it's everything I'm not
Unhappy unhappy so unhappy
Very very very very very very very very
Sad
I wanna be a producer
(spoken)
Hold everything! What am I doing here?
Mr bialystock was right! There
Is a lot more to me than there is to me!
Stop the world, I wanna get on!
Bloom, where do you think you're going?
Mr marks, I've got news for you i quit!
Here's my visor
My Dixon Ticonderoga number two pencil
And my big finish!
(sung) i'm gonna be a producer
Sound the horn and beat the drum
I'm gonna be a producer
Look out Broadway, here I come!
Broadway, here he comes!