Mel Brooks, Shuler Hensley, Christopher Fitzgerald, Sutton Foster, Roger Bart - Transylvania Mania lyrics

The monster is awake! Igor
We have to come up with some
Sort of diversion and fast!

Monster roars

Vocalizes forget about the foxtrot
Throw away the waltz take away the two-step
And all that other shmaltz monster roars

Are you ready for what's been going on?
Monster roars it's a doozy, makes you woozy
It's the new phenomenon

Have you heard about the mania
If not, then let me explain t'ya yes sir
It's the Transylvania Mania
Whether you're in Ruritania
Or a dance hall in Albania yes sir
It's the Transylvania Mania

Everybody who's been viewing it
Can't resist it's appeal
Everybody's out there doing it
Millionaire and schlemiel
So join the fun, lets all be zany-a
Even Liths in Lithuania love it
It's the latest rage
Lose the blues and don't complain-ia
Hit the dance floor feel no pain-ia love it!
Do the Transylvania Mania

Just accept it don't refrain-ia
Don't resist it's all in vain-ia
Come on kids lets raise some cain-ia
Yes sir yes sir it's the latest craze

Ah ah

Ah ah ah

It's the cherry pie without the pit's
It's the weekend spent in Biarritz
It's all the rage with the French and Brit's
The Transylvania Mania

It it's the newest whip from Algonquin Wit's
It's the winning horse that never quit's
It's the paprikash with an ice cold schlitz
The Transylvania Mania
Do the Transylvania Mania

It's Southern-fried with a side of grit's
It's Gentiles, Jews and Jesuit's
It's a etude played by Horowitz
It's Irving Berlin's "Puttin' on the Ritz"!
Dance break

Have you heard about the mania
If not, then let me explain t'ya yes sir
It's the Transylvania Mania
Whether you're in Ruritania
Or a dance hall in Albania yes sir
It's the Transylvania Mania

Rich and poor are all soft-shoeing
It in hotels or huts
Even dogs are also doing it
Pedigrees and mutts
All the devils in Tasmania shake
Their tails and go insane-ia
Love it, it's the latest rage
Grab a steamship or a plane-ia
To the heart of old Romania love it
Yeah you're gonna love it
Do the Transylvania Mania